Galactic Forum Cricket

[Darth Eggplant]

A Short While Ago In A Galactic Forum Near You

 

scant days ago I ventured out into cyber space

and made the jump to light speed, and through

dimensional warp through 8 of 12's Stargate

came to the lucas forum communities dedicated

to the Star Wars Universe and the Lucasarts games

and forum communities they encompass.

I did not take part in any of those polls myself

because it would have been unfair for me to register

an opinion based on a complete absence of imperical fact.

however, just as a mystery customer or forum cricket

might come to rate your planetary orbits, I have anyalized

the data files contained with your forum's database

and have witnessed first hand many Bothans who gave

their though and time and posts towards me,

in friendship and interspecies galactic harmony.

and here is my report:

a not so secret report within the Guild.

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deadheat tie (Grim fandango pun)

for Best Forum\Community:

Star Wars,

Star Wars Knights

and SW Galaxies

 

second place and a very close second:

Galactic Battlegrounds

(sorry a 4 way tie doesn't cut it

like at Maximino's Kitty Track,

win, show and place

and the fix has to be in

cause things work best that way.)

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now a technical glitch has transpired.

I either did not post my poll at Jedi Knight II

(if so I am sorry, it was an unfortunate oversight)

OR

they chose to remove it.

*more on this possibility only if it applies.*

 

Jedi Knight forum:

forum members have viewed my poll

yet none took place in it.

possibilities include

they might all be very busy

(I have no life,

I know strangely

most people seem to.)

or like grandma always said;

'if you do not have anything nice to say...'

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THE MOST XENOPHOBIC ALIENS IN THE GALAXY:

(1st place)

X Wing Alliance dot net

(2nd place and close contenders)

Rogue Squadron dot net

 

unfortunately First Contact with these species

went baddly and as such trade negotiations,

diplomacy and or alliances with these races

will be discontinued for the rest of the Millenium.

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I very much enjoyed posting at

Star Wars, SW Galaxies and Star Wars Knights.

Membership and Mods for these forums made me

smile and feel quite welcomed, and as a goodwill

Ambassador from the GFN Grim Fandago Network

I invite all of you to come visit us in the

Land of The Dead; cause it's a Dead man's Party

over there and our members and mod's will welcome

you one and all.:manny:

 

I also hope to open up friendly relations with

forum members from Jedi Knight, Jedi Knight II

and Galactic Battlegrounds. I also extend the

skeleton key to our forum to your membership

as well, posting in other communities forums

only helps to strengthen the entire Lucas forums.

 

*X Wing Alliance and Rogue Squadron

you can come over to our side if you like,

but I have to warn you in advance;

we are all pretty lame over there.*

[Taos]

I'm happy to see that we are liked in the community.

 

I imgine at Jk2 that with the amount of new thread being posted there everyday that it just fell into the abyss.

 

I did check out the GFN, it's a cool place. I post all over LF in the SW related ones, but I'm going to do more reading in the Mixinmojo, MI, and the GFN.

 

Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

I also extend the

skeleton key to our forum to your membership

as well, posting in other communities forums

only helps to strengthen the entire Lucas forums.

 

 

I couldn't agree more.....that has been the way I've always viewed this place.