stewlil Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 Manny to Sal when looking for pidgeon eggs. "Have you thought of tying little messages to balloons? I can get you PLENTY of Baloons." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coat check girl Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 hehehe have you made him try and pick up the cat litter? I fell of my chair laughing with that one LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Achrono Posted May 10, 2007 Share Posted May 10, 2007 In the Blue Casket. Its so funny when Manny trys to be a stand-up at the microphone. "So, anyone try that airline food? Its uh... not that good." And the way the beatniks are so paranoid like when you show them Sals letter... "Salvador Limones is a spook! A fairy-tale that the man tells the masses as he puts them to sleep..." Oh yes I can't forget this one... Manny: Yup, that Velasco is one salty old bag of rope. Velasco: You should see his wife. And I also laughed when Manny got locked in the vault in Year 3, and he said "Ooooh... Raoul. I'm so very sorry." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colossal Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 Manny: Could I take your hole punch? Eva: Ha! I doubt you could take my HALF punch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yosy Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 I like when they're so casual about being dead: like when Manny asks Lupe "how's the flow tonight?" and she replies "we're dead tonight Manny". Manny: So what did you do in life to get stuck here? Eva: what I did back in the fat days is none of your business. But one of my favorite parts it's when Manny is packing Bruno and says: "but here, have this complementary mug". And in the mug it is written - Today is the FIRST DAY of the END OF YOUR LIFE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lipton Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 If you try to pick up one of the mini-Glottis deamons Manny replies "No time for juggling" -------------- when you ask Velasco about the boat-in-a-jar he repies this: Manny What's going on in that bottle? A tugboat? Velasco This happens to be a perfect scale replica of the SS Lumbago! Velasco I'm just having a little trouble getting the walking beam to fit in the neck, here... Manny Hm-that's funny because a lumbago is usually more of a problem in the lower back than the neck... Velasco Eh-hmmm? Manny Nothing. hehehe ---------- oh oh also when you talk to the Aitor (elevator guy in the highrollers lounge) it goes like this: Manny Maybe you could take me down now? Aitor Oh, yeah, I could take you down... Aitor But I can't hit customers anymore. Manny Down in the ELEVATOR. I want to go down in the elevator. Aitor That's true... they wouldn't see me hit you in there... Aitor But I'd still get in trouble. Manny Why can't you hit customers anymore? Aitor Exactly! It makes no sense! Manny Just open the elevator door. Aitor Then they'd really see us fighting! --------- too manny funny things but last one in the conversation with Carla and her metal detector Carla Well, maybe I would have smiled more Mom, if you hadn't drank so much! Carla Was I supposed to smile when the cops called us in the middle of the night to tell us to come get you out of the drunk tank? Manny Uh... Carla Maybe if I had smiled more, Daddy wouldn't have left us! Manny ...er... Carla We'd be together right now, you, me, Daddy... Manny Maybe Daddy left because you wouldn't SHARE things... Carla Did you just come back here to ask to borrow my metal detector? Manny No way. Carla Oh, okay. Now, where was I? Carla Oh, yeah--so the only industry in town was FIGS... Manny Actually, you were farther than that in your story. Carla I always liked dates more. Manny I think you were just at the part about your metal detector... Carla Are you sure you didn't just come back here for this metal detector? Manny Actually, I did come back here just for your metal detector. Carla What IS it with you and this thing? Carla I'm sick of it, Manny! Carla If this is all you want, you can fight the cats for it! Carla Why is it all men are after the same thing-- Carla Except you?! Then she throws the metal detector out of the window Manny You wouldn't happen to have a second metal detector around here, would you? hahahah really cracked me up this thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted June 7, 2007 Author Share Posted June 7, 2007 oh oh also when you talk to the Aitor (elevator guy in the highrollers lounge) it goes like this: Manny Maybe you could take me down now? Aitor Oh, yeah, I could take you down... Aitor But I can't hit customers anymore. Manny Down in the ELEVATOR. I want to go down in the elevator. Aitor That's true... they wouldn't see me hit you in there... Aitor But I'd still get in trouble. Manny Why can't you hit customers anymore? Aitor Exactly! It makes no sense! Manny Just open the elevator door. Aitor Then they'd really see us fighting! --------- ... Followed by: Manny I don't wanna fight, I wanna use the elevator! Aitor Chicken! Good work anyway! That brings old memories... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lipton Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 ... Followed by: Manny I don't wanna fight, I wanna use the elevator! Aitor Chicken! Good work anyway! That brings old memories... hehe yeah that cracked me seriously up read the transcript dialogue for more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phrantic Posted August 12, 2007 Share Posted August 12, 2007 THE funniest moment is easily in Max's office. Manny: Charlie says you got his money Max: Ha ha ha! Manny: Ha ha ha! Max: Ha ha ha! Manny: HA HA HA! *points finger at Max* No, seriously. He says you have a lot of it. Max: Oh I've got a lot of it. But none of it's his! Ha ha ha! Manny: Ha ha ha! Wooooo... Most of the best jokes have been mentioned here already so I'll just spill what's new: Manny with those Salvador groupies in the Blue Casket: Manny: So what did you think of my poem? Slisko: I liked it. It was sad and beautiful, like my mother. Alexi: I despised it. It was too short and said nothing to me, like my father. Gunnar: I had no feelings about it. It was aloof and licked itself too much, like my cat, Mr. Trotsky. Don (to Manny): You couldn't find a sale (sail) at a yacht club! Manny (using the mug on himself that Bruno tossed at him in year 3): I'd drink it, but I don't want to get a packing foam mustache. Many (trying to get Glottis to vomit): So, what IS that stuff they pack canned hams in anyway? Manny (looking at his office door): Wasn't too long ago the name on that door was 'supply closet'. And this might've been mentioned but not sure: Manny (on the plate of food in the Land of the Living): I can't reap hamburger - cows are a whole other bureau, not to mention the lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freddox Posted August 14, 2007 Share Posted August 14, 2007 - Hell no, we won't work! Bogen is a big fat jerk! No more lies! No more lies! Sea bees! Free bees! Sea bees! Free bees! We're strong! We fight! We're fighter bees tonight! All right! It's the sea bees that's rioting! If you say the slogans (all of them) with them, you are in for a funny surprise They begin to shout "MANNY! MANNY! MANNY! and if you press enter Mannys says "ME! ME! ME!.. there is more also, but I can't remember it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grim_comician Posted August 15, 2007 Author Share Posted August 15, 2007 If you say the slogans (all of them) with them, you are in for a funny surprise They begin to shout "MANNY! MANNY! MANNY! and if you press enter Mannys says "ME! ME! ME!.. there is more also, but I can't remember it Yeah, followed by: "Got no skin, got no haira!" Manny then says: "Need no skin! Need no haira!" (I only heard it by exploring the voice library) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phrantic Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Hmm, sang so much with them but never got that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stewlil Posted August 15, 2007 Share Posted August 15, 2007 Right ive gotta get on now and check this out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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