Young David Posted April 28, 2003 Share Posted April 28, 2003 http://www.ca.dsm.org/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=000753 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eets Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Blonde jokes, eh? heh heh heh.. This blonde girl is sick and tired of everyone calling her stupid, so she decides to cut her hair and dye it brown. One day as she's driving down the road, she stops for a flock of sheep to cross the street. As she sees them crossing, she notices that they're really really cute. She gets out of her car and asks the shepherd: "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you let me have one?" And so the shepherd says: "Sure, why the hell not?" She thinks for a moment, and then says "352!" for no apparent reason. The shepherd stares at her in amazement and says: "Holy cow! That's the exact number! Well, I guess you can have your sheep now." The blonde cheers for a moment, and then picks the cutest, most playful sheep in the flock and puts it in her car. Before she leaves, the shepherd says to her: "Hey, I've got a proposition for you! If I can guess your natural hair color, will you give me my dog back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy_dog no.3 Posted April 29, 2003 Share Posted April 29, 2003 Eh, the first one requires me to register for something. I'll check it after school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
another_trooper Posted April 30, 2003 Share Posted April 30, 2003 registration? how very uncool hehehehe good one eets :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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