RicardoLuigi... Posted May 13, 2003 Share Posted May 13, 2003 just post your favorite commercial (i think the title of this thread gives a small hint, ) then post either the whole thing (what they say) or post some of it, just in case some of us haven't seen it, or if they need a little memory jog. mine would have to be the vanilla coke commercial with missy elliott in it. vanilla coke guy: "missy elliott: super-duper hip-hop diva. what would you say if you told the country that vanilla coke is smooth and intriguing?" missy:"(sips some w/straw) mmm. so, you and jimmy: you want me to rap about vanilla coke?" coke guy: "rap? ha ha ha. i was hoping you could help jimmy and the boys pass out these little bobbleheads." (holds up missy elliott bobblehead, the head nods.) missy: (gives look of disappointment) coke guy: (looks at bobblehead(still nodding), then at missy) "little missy says yes. ha ha ha(while camera switches back to missy, who is staring)." announcer: "vanilla coke. smooth and intriguing, like we said." that commercial just cracks me up every time i see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 14, 2003 Share Posted May 14, 2003 LOL. My favourite ad was that one with the guy vomiting up the dog. It was for breath mints, and this guy wakes up and starts looking like he's gonna get sick. Then he sicks out this dog and the dog is all wet and growling, so the guy takes two mints and the dog disappears. "Dog Breath?" "Get a Mintos!" (or whatever they're called) Anyway, it was banned in the UK and Ireland like, maybe a week after it was shown. Apparently, some ****ers thought the dog was in pain or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Groovy Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Little Boy: (to little girl) "Hey where did you get the new bike?" Little Girl: "We have a rule at my house, everytime you loose your temper, you have to put money in a jar." Little Boy: "Yeah?" Little Girl: "Yeah, my dad has a crummy old computer...." Dad: (yelling at computer) "No, no, NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! *cut to dad yelling outside the window* *cut to dad with his head up against the monitor screaming* Dad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG!!! *cut to dad writing a check in front of a large jar of money* Little Girl: (pointing at jar) "Dad, cash!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted May 15, 2003 Share Posted May 15, 2003 Ha ha! Woman (holding up Bills) "I THOUGHT YOU PAID THESE!!" Narrator: Are you tired of constantly being bugged about debt problems? Then get the magical, La La La I'm Not Listening Magical fingers! Cut to Husband with a pair of plastic fingers in his ears, drinking a tropical drink and singing, "La la la!" (annoying advert including something about 0% APR) Cut to woman leaning down to him smiling. Woman "I'm leaving you, Harold." Husband (Thumbs up and grinning, not able to hear) "Yeah!" Narrator: "There are BETTER ways." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kjølen Posted May 16, 2003 Share Posted May 16, 2003 The vanilla coke reminded me of something: Coke guy: Simon. *Flash to Simon Cowell* Coke guy: Not enough people are drinking vanilla coke, but if YOU say you like it, America will be forced to agree. *Simon drinks coke* Coke guy: How is it? Jimmy! *Jimmy holds up large line cards* Simon *Reading cards*: I like Vanilla Coke, it is very intriguing. Coke guy: Great, Jimmy, mark down our first celebrity endorsment! Ok, it;s not the BEST, but I saw it after American Idol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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