An eventful school day

[Yufster]

So today was a funny day. We superglued our teacher to the chair. Mr O Keeffe was halfway down the hallway so we sort of... put the glue on the chair. And glued a coke can to the door. He sort of didn't see the door, and this girl took off the can and it ripped a big piece of the paintwork off, so she FLED (she wasn't from our class, it was class-switching time). Anyway, the first thing he said was, "Excuse me girls, I'm smelly, I had Garlic for lunch" so we all screamed with laughter. Then he sat down.

 

Some of the girls were late for class but knew about the prank, every time somebody came in they'd look at the seat to see if he'd stood up and then burst into laughter.

 

When he eventually got up, he took the chair with him. Then he looked confused. It only stuck slightly before it came away and he just said, "Is there chewing gum on here or something?"

 

And we were all like, "****, what do we normally look like when we're innocent?" and pretending we couldn't hear him.

 

We thought that was it, but when he turned to the board....

He'd taken the paintwork on the chair with him.

Yes, he went around school afterwards with a big brown mark on his white trousers.

 

I'm soooo horrible.

 

And we forgot to unglue the board duster from the teachers desk for history, so Ms Crowe (NOT the sort of teacher you mess with) came in and went CRAZY. I missed it but apparently it was hilarious. "I...don't.......believe...........it...."

 

THE MAIN POINT OF THIS THREAD

 

*starts crying*

 

Our beloved English Teacher has been practically kicked out of her job because some dumb retarded nun teacher decided to come back and teach. This nun can't teach! She can't even speak properly! She's got screws loose! And she's not only taking her old job back, but she's doing LITERALLY TWO CLASSES FROM THE JUNIOR EXAMS, after not having us all year!

 

Ms Chapple got us from NG (no good) standard to A students in less than a year. She spent her lunch breaks showing us how to do certain questions, and she was always cheerful. She really showed us the beauty of the english langauge. She took over from Sr Maureen when she got ill at the start of the year, and was supposedly meant to be taking over her position but Sr Maureen wanted it back.

 

This means she gets to take credit for all Ms Chapples work with us, AND she gets paid summer wages even though she only had us for two days, AND MS CHAPPLE DOESN'T GET PAID A CENT OVER THE SUMMER, AND SHE'S NOW UNEMPLOYED.

 

That's so goddamn rotten and mean! I'm seriously pissed at MS MAUREEN. I'm not even gonna call her Sr Mauireen. Rancid old bitch.

 

The thing that annoys me is that she came back two days before the end of term and the last two classes before the exams. It means she'll now be off sick leave pay and be on full wages for the holidays, but poor Ms Chapple won't get anything for all her work with us!

 

What do you think of that???? Literally the class was in tears when she told us. LITERALLY. (I mean, literally wiping away tears)

 

It's an all girl school, we're allowed to cry when our favourite teachers leave. more to the point, aRe KICKED OUT BY RANCID BITCHES WHO WANT ALL THE CREDIT FOR THEIR HARD WORK.

[Mex]

I'm sorry to hear that.. But thats the way life goes really, theres always one nasty person in life, but I'm sure she will find another job some day!

[Yufster]

Yeah she will, of course she will, she's a brilliant teacher!

 

But still, I'm angry that not only will I have to put up with Sr Maureen for years to come now, but Ms Chapple isn't going to get credit for her year of work with us and won't get summer pay, so she basically has two weeks to find another job before they cut her pay, and she's already digging into that two weeks by staying with us until the day of the exam! She's so lovely, I don't see how it's fair at all.

 

All Sr Maureen did when she was teaching was come in and confuse us. I mean here are some events with her:

 

She wrote, "The poem is a far by the great" or something like that on the board. I asked her what it meant and she nearly had a fit, proclaiming, "There's nothing wrong with what's on the board." I was still sort of polite and said, "No no, see, the sentence third from top, it doesn't make sense." and she blew up and told me to read aloud what was on the board and tell her it made sense. So I started the first few words and burst into laughter, because it so clearly didn't. She made us write it out anyway.

 

I asked her if we were doing Media Studies for the Junior Cert. All I asked was "Miss, will we be doing Media Studies for the Junior Cert?". I swear! And she blew up and asked if I wanted to teach the class.

 

We were waiting for ten minutes for her to come to class, and when she did we were queued outside the class waiting for it to be unlocked (It was the library, actually). Anyway, she grumbled at me and a few other girls for being late. Even though we were like, STANDING THERE with EVERYBODY else. I don't know what she was thinking but she made us sign a sheet, so we (in protest) signed our names and how late we were, as requested. We put "Rusalka Clarke, 3E, 2.53 seconds late" etc.,. And she reported us to the principal for "brazen cheek."

 

She finished a section with us and then asked if we wanted to ask any questions. I asked what play we were doing for the Junior Cert. As in what Play we would be studying. She said, "How dare you." I was kinda like, "Er, maybe she misheard me." so I repeated it in a sort of apologetic way...

She wrote my name in the supervision book!

 

She does this with all the girls. She goes completely nuts. In the year I had her, we practically did one poem over and over and over again. It was madness. I don't see how she gets the job, and Ms Chapple, clearly the better, more dedicated and SANE teacher, doesn't. And I'm stuck with her for years now. Years!

 

Well, I still have loads of superglue left. I could superglue her to the chair. That'd be fun. Only I've learned from my previous mistakes.

 

This time, I'm gonna use the whole ****ing tube.

[RicardoLuigi...]

i should do that to my lit teacher ms. jordan. she doesn't have a classroom, so she pushes around a cart with her stuff on it to classrooms that aer unoccupied for that period (ex. a seventh grade room when they're at lunch). somebody should superglue the handle so she can never become unglued from the cart.

 

the worst thing about her is, is that she's really snotty and crap all the time. and she's sick at least one day a week so she can go to arizona and visit her boyfriend. yeah, the kid that sits behind me (btw,we had a sub today for lit, ), well, i said "oh, yeah, she's probably in arizona drinking margaritas. and then pat says "yeah, probably banging her boyfriend", and i'm just like "i don't even want to think about that, okay?" and then pat realizes what he just said, and he looks like he's on the verge of puking.

 

ms. jordan's 26, btw. she's a redhead, but she has(actually, ahd) blonde hair at the beginning of the year, and then she just decided to become a brunette. and then one day (this was a day of happiness and rejoicing for many people in one of her classes), she went to open the window in the room (i didn't get to see this), and apparently, she fell, and hit her mouth on the corner of the vent, and there was blood everywhere, so she got taken to the hospital, and she came back, she had a scar on her lip and (so they say) a capped tooth, but i didn't see the tooth.

 

yeah, a lot of people hate her, and they call her a b*tch and stuff. and most of the popular kids (as well as everybody else) think that she has pms every day, and i am a firm believer in that too.

 

and the most hilarious thing was when we had a sub when she was gone because of the mouth thingy, and he actually lost her cart! he just left the room without it, and we were just sitting in the room for about fifteen minutes waiting for a sub. and during those fifteen minutes, they announced about 5 times over the p.a. system: "if you have ms. jordan's blue cart in your room, could you please bring it to the office?" it was so hilarious. and of course it was an old coot that lost it. that was so funny. lol.

 

you probably had to have been there, though.