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I was looking back over my old Chat Logs and AIM transcripts (I save them all) and there's some STUFF. I think now would be an excellent time to look into each others harddrives and share what is so personal to us, so we can point at each other and laugh and mimic each other sarcastically.

 

STUPID!!!

Elfstone1337: No, the monkey would only reply to E-Mails. Everyone knows monkeys can't write comic strips.

 

 

WE WERE NOT CYBERING, I JUST INSULTED HIM

YufsterChan: Cool. I had my moment.

YufsterChan: You?

Elfstone1985: yea

YufsterChan: Even though your moment probably involved GAY SEX WITH BATJEW

YufsterChan: ...yeah, I just had another moment

Elfstone1985: Em, did you want a site design?

YufsterChan: Sorry.

Elfstone1985: Right.

 

HE'S A GUY

YufsterChan: You like me, right?

YufsterChan: In a non-lesbian way

YufsterChan: .....Uh....

YufsterChan: ....I keep forgetting you're a guy

 

 

LIKE A TOILET!!!

YufsterChan: Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

SilverNyuura: Sei.

YufsterChan: It's my goddamn THEME song or something

YufsterChan: You think it's gonna be all cute and nice

YufsterChan: And it's just ****ing TWISTED

SilverNyuura: Beethoven's 9th.

YufsterChan: It makes you SEE ****

YufsterChan: It makes YOU see ****, doesn't it?

SilverNyuura: Um.

SilverNyuura: *backs up*

 

 

BASTARD

Elfstone1985: I AM OFFICIALLY COOLER THAN YOU

Elfstone1985: I'M ON A WHOLE NOTER ****ING LEVEL, OF COOL

YufsterChan: Oh let me GUESS

YufsterChan: Gabe picked his nose and wiped it on you

Elfstone1985: You, got a response from Gabe. Gabe likes people. He gave you a short retort, pointing a finger at Tycho.

YufsterChan: Yeah

YufsterChan: *crosses arms*

Elfstone1985: I got a response from Batjew. Hater of all that EXISTS. Not only did I get a rsponse, he THANKED ME for the information I gave him. and did NOT rip me a new one.

 

 

AND LATER IN THAT CONVERSATION...

YufsterChan: I've been thinking about what you said

YufsterChan: I read back up and read the whole convo again

YufsterChan: and....

YufsterChan: Elfstone1985: I'M ON A WHOLE NOTER ****ING LEVEL, OF COOL

YufsterChan: You spelled 'Other' wrong

 

 

WITTY?

YufsterChan: Run into the wall or I won't love you

YufsterChan: and neither will GABE

Elfstone1337: Oh Gabe loves me alright. Gabe loves me because I don't bother him about ****ing yo-yo's.

YufsterChan: Well CLEARLY he spoke to ME not YOU so CLEARLY he likes being bugged about YOYOS

Elfstone1337: He probably just pitied you for having the time to E-Mail him about a yo-yo.

YufsterChan: Or liked my SHARP wit and WITTY sense of humour as well as HUMOROUS...something

YufsterChan: Ahem

YufsterChan: I quote "Tycho stole it, not me"

Elfstone1337: "HOW DARE YOU STEAL HIS YOYO" Is far from witty.

YufsterChan: ROTFLMFAO

YufsterChan: I just read back a few lines and was engulfed in laughter equal to my current rapidly expanding ego...

YufsterChan: It's obviously wittier than YOU

YufsterChan: Go on EMAIL him I DARE you see if he replies to YOU

Elfstone1337: Oh, I could be very witty. I just choose not to.

YufsterChan: ROTFL that's good...

YufsterChan: EMAIL HIM!

YufsterChan: PROVE YOURSELF!

Elfstone1337: I'll E-Mail him when I have something of substance to say.

YufsterChan: Damnnit, prove yourself in THIS lifetime!

Elfstone1337: Oh, now that was witty.

YufsterChan: I know

YufsterChan: I pride myself on my speedy wit

Elfstone1337: I bet you have a book.

Elfstone1337: You ****ing have a book of "witty" comments don't you?

YufsterChan: Oh yeah and every time you say something I look up a retort in the index

YufsterChan: Hmmmm, 'C'....cutting......cutting......lets see

YufsterChan: Callious....Cruel.....aha! Cutting!

Elfstone1337: Cutting like a ****ing dull pocketknife.

YufsterChan: Cutting like your wit

Elfstone1337: Ouch.

YufsterChan: I know

YufsterChan: Oh wait,

YufsterChan: Lets look in my book of ****ing witty comments

YufsterChan: Lets see

YufsterChan: Hmmmm

YufsterChan: Lot of N's here

YufsterChan: hmmmmmmmm

YufsterChan: Nothing under 'nasty'

YufsterChan: Oh well

Elfstone1337: Check under 'U'. Useless, even.

YufsterChan: It's only the Witty Retort book 2001

YufsterChan: I'm taking the piss out of your suggestion I'm using a book, arsehole

YufsterChan: I HAVE TO MAKE SOME THINGS BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS TO YOU...

YufsterChan: God

YufsterChan: Just run into the wall already

 

I LOST ME TOO

YufsterChan: I think he has s.....THAT'S NOT WHAT ....Never mind

Elfstone1337: You lost me mid-sentence there. Coincidentally you lost me right at the point you said "THAT'S NOT WHAT".

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natty has some funny stuff. lets hope she posts em here.

 

 

in MSN:

I WILL F*CK YOUR P*SSY diz:

are you female?

 

Al diz:

are u stupid?

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

shut up faq!

 

Al diz:

yes, thats right: im a frequently asked question

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

f*ck you! i can find out where you live!

 

Al diz:

R. Eng. Bianor, 79 ap.61

Butantã São Paulo, SP, Brazil

now u dont have to go through all that work

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!

 

Al diz:

Oh definitly, now i die. i wont even sleep at night.

btw-im hitting block now.

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

Al diz:

bye

 

A mensagem a seguir não pôde ser entregue, I WILL **** YOUR ***** saiu:

(this message could not be deliveried, I WILL **** YOUR ***** has left)

bye

 

 

 

most of the time, loosers in internet are funny

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Internet Losers.. hahah. I had my fair share. They always threaten to Hack you or find out where you live. I guess they think one day, if they lie hard enough, it might work.

 

There was this one dude once that threatened to hack me so I asked him this made up bull**** question like, "Oh yeah? I bet you don't even know my D.O.K. Mem. Access Code." and he was like, "wats dat?" And I'm like, "I don't know mine, but yours is, 1045.324.12" And he was like, "how do u no?" and I was like, "Because I'm hacking your computer right now. Cool, your Bios Memory is huge!" and he logged off and never came back. Not before saying, "Fuk u, leav me alone!"

 

Tooo funny.

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Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop

natty has some funny stuff. lets hope she posts em here.

 

 

in MSN:

I WILL F*CK YOUR P*SSY diz:

are you female?

 

Al diz:

are u stupid?

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

shut up faq!

 

Al diz:

yes, thats right: im a frequently asked question

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

f*ck you! i can find out where you live!

 

Al diz:

R. Eng. Bianor, 79 ap.61

Butantã São Paulo, SP, Brazil

now u dont have to go through all that work

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

NOW YOU DIE!!!!!!!

 

Al diz:

Oh definitly, now i die. i wont even sleep at night.

btw-im hitting block now.

 

I WILL **** YOUR ***** diz:

F*CK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

Al diz:

bye

 

A mensagem a seguir não pôde ser entregue, I WILL **** YOUR ***** saiu:

(this message could not be deliveried, I WILL **** YOUR ***** has left)

bye

 

 

 

most of the time, loosers in internet are funny

 

:lol:!!!!!

 

(BTW: I'm gonna come visit ya. ;) j/k I dont live ANYWHERE near you...I'm in N.A.) :lol:

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I keep getting freaks from some canadian school who think i'm their friend at school, only i live in england. i seem to have teh same name as their friend so they automatically think that neil_joshi@hotmail.com would be his email. they contact me and i'm like 'who is this?'

and they're like 'it's ---- from school'

and then i'm like 'i don't know any ---- anywhere.'

and they're like 'don't be a *****, you know who i am'

and i'm like 'are you in canada?' (because its happened countless times before)

and they're like 'yeah, i go to (i forget the school, but it's always the same) like you!'

and i'm like 'yeah, you got the wrong guy, i live in england.'

and they're like 'no you don't, stop being a *****'

and i'm like 'no, really, i'm not the guy you want, you got the wrong guy.'

and they're like 'stop being a ****ing *****'

and i'm like 'okay, and now to press the big red button

**block**

 

i don't save the transcripts, but they're normally along the lines of that, i'll save and post the next time i get something like that.

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