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What?!? Dissapointing Das....firstly, when you're a (legend) like me, there's always a point....secondly.....what a lack of effort in your statement. I was looking for something like:-

 

Roy cannot easily be summed up in words. To try and describe this man adequately without writing a novell on the subject would be a travesty. Roy has done a lot of good work for charity, satisfied many, many, many women the world over, wrote fine poetry, and inspired many to throw away the shackles of repression and elevate themselves to a higher spiritual level, by way of his philosophical vision and artistic nature. Ladies and Gentlemen please give it up for Roy....

 

...TO ROY!!! (cheers, applause, rose throwing - Roy bows humbley before leaving to a standing ovation)

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ok, i'll try again.

 

roy tordes is no ordinary man, ladies and genteelmen. a living legend, he has travelled the world over, helping the poor homeless children in thailand, india, ethiopia, russia, and many more countries where people are begging for help on the streets. this very generous man has donated millions to homeless shelters, even helped the economy of other countries due to the millions and even billions he has so kindly donated. he has helped people in their lowest of lows to riches and fine living. he is the gandhi of today, giving spiritual insight to many around the world. a high-class jetsetter, roy tordes has met many a superstar, had dinner with foreign ambassadors, bringing peace to the world. it was no easy task for him to climb his way up to the high social status that he has achieved. but he worked his way up al his life, and look where he is now. i hope this is inspiring to some of you out there. and here, in person, the legend himself, mr. roy tordes!!!!

 

(cheers and happiness erupt from the audience, and as he walks in, he illuminates the room with his aura of generosity, purity, and good will)

 

that better?

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*feels some cold steel in his back, while he becomes the unstoppable will to proclamate that the alphabet from now on is delivered without A's so th-t he wont do such cr-p like LETTERSWITCHING -g-in.*

 

*turns to the m-ssive m-sses*

 

I do not know this m-n. But he is gre-t -nd the very best.

 

Roy forever!

 

 

 

 

 

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ps. c-n you sl-p me -nyw-y?

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Hi! Remember me? I'm your old girlfriend and I'm here to tell everyone what a bloody idiot you are!

 

*tells everyone about Roy's bloody idiocy, crowd begins to mob him while shouting about guillotines*

 

Ok, bye!

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