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Why are there no monkeys in North America?

Nitro

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Why are there no monkeys in North America?  

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  1. 1. Why are there no monkeys in North America?

    • Monkeys are communists who fear democracy.
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    • Native Americans ate them long ago. Mmmmm...that's good monkey!
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    • Christopher Columbus scared them away.
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    • Martha Stewart scared them away.
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    • Monkeys are holographically projected by a short range emitter on the other side of the world.
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    • Monkey pox.
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    • Monkeys have all been deported by the US Dept. of Homeland Insecurity.
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    • They tried to go to Britain to be with Feral (the world's greatest person), but got lost along the way.
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Originally posted by Nitro

Once I do have the sound down, I plan to hide a loudspeaker somewhere on the roof, and play the siren through that.

 

 

 

Of course, I still need the damned car.

 

put it inside of the front grill

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