Marius Fett

~Marius, Marius~

Marius, Marius, romping through the glen

Marius, Marius, with his woolly friends

Kicked out the pub, lost in the woooods!

Mariuuus, Mariuuus, Mariuuus

Marius, Marius, could be in a jam!

Chased around the bushes by a pointy horny ram

Should he retreat? Or make for the wooood!

Mariuuus, Mariuuus, Mariuuus

He snuck into a chicken coop, with a feather in his cap

He’d always loved to party with hot chicks upon his lap

Kicked out the bar, lost in the woooods!

Mariuuus, Mariuuus, Mariuuus

Oh Marius, Marius, he’s in for quite a shock

On sneaking out he bumped into a very feisty cock!

Should he retreat? Or make for the wood?

Mariuuus, Mariuuus, Mariuuus

Marius, Marius, he came upon a shop

He bought some toys and batteries to share some fun with Doc

Kicked out the bar, lost in the woooods!

Mariuuus, Mariuuus, Mariuuus

Oh Marius, Marius! That’s not good for your health!

Grabbing at a sack of balls that was not on the shelf!

Should he retreat? Or make for the wood?

Mariuuus, Mariuuus, Mariuuus

Marius, oh Marius! Locked up in the nick!

Don’t turn your back or drop the soap, just hold onto your <snip>

Kicked out the bar, lost in the woooods!

Mariuuus, Mariuuus, Mariuuus

~Pap~