Emperor Devon

Snot from his ears? Projectile peeing? Good story, although the start was a bit confusing because of the lack of context. Also, the use of the serpent is ubiquitous and hence somewhat cliche. I feel a winged serpent seems vaguely familair too, although I'm not sure from where. Apart from the questionable descriptions I mentioned, quite like ze others. The last line is great ;o Very wry, and poor Drenicus seems to have been condemned for some obscure amusement on the devil's part:p