I am a walking mass of chemicals that was forcefully expelled from the womb a number of years ago. I will eventually grow old and fat before expiring completely, at which said state my carcass will be shoved into a box and buried beneath the earth.
Well, dumb for getting so smashed that he forgot about his friend in the closet. The girl is dumber though:P Eep, Dev Dev envies a morally reprehensible jerk!