I am a walking mass of chemicals that was forcefully expelled from the womb a number of years ago. I will eventually grow old and fat before expiring completely, at which said state my carcass will be shoved into a box and buried beneath the earth.
Oopsie, sowwie. I was out. And I certainly hope that you're not awake *now*, as it would the time when most people would be waking after a good night's sleep!