Hallucination

But Gilgamesh, hearing the sound of the bolt,

threw up his head and lodged his foot in the gate;

he called to her,

'Young woman, maker of wine,

why do you bolt your door;

what did you see that made you bar your gate?

I will break in your door

and burst into your gate,

for I am Gilgamesh

who seized and killed the Bull of Heaven,

I killed the watchman of the cedar forest,

I overthrew Humbaba who lived in the forest,

and I killed the lions in the passes of the mountain.'

Thanks, good sir.

You changed your name.

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O SHI-

You know, before now I thought that the punishment of reducing your post count was just empty words.

Only if her size puts her firmly above "cow" but still leaves her below "boat". More news on the Hallucinogenic Weight Chart at 11.

A wise decision, me, those pesky moderators do have a habit of frowning upon epic lulz.

I am intrigued by your harem and would like to sign up for your newsletter.