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*looks up* heeehee.

Das has a sick mind! Das has a sick mind! ;)

 

no i don't...she just walked up to me and asked if i knew what it meant and i said yeah. because she was talking with another girl (who is annoying beyond belief, she's delusional or something, she's daydreaming in class and always looks lost and she's extremely naive. to the point where she's like a third grader) and that girl didn't know what it meant, so she asked me instead. and in class she talks about all this prostitution...we read a short story and the girl had no money to get her husband a christmas present, right? so she cuts off her hair and sells it to get the money. so then the girl is talking with my teacher about it as one of those "does anyone have any questions?" questions, so my teacher says "yeah, but she didn't have any money, so that's why she cut her hair off" and then the girl says "yeah, but she could've been a hooker!". we also did some vocab on a story, and the word was "meretricious", so my teacher said "you guys have a word for it, but i can't think of it" and the girl says "slutty?".

 

anyway...that's where i got that from. and the shackles thing sounded...yeah.

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mhh.. naive girls..

 

das: hey.

girl: err.. hi das.

das: what's up eh?

girl: uh nothing special das. i'm just reading the blackboard.

das: uuuh.. maybe we can go somewhere else and you could show me your.. err. boobs n stuff?

girl: hihihihi.. das you little perv.. why should i?

das: coz that would make me feel special in a way only you can make me feel special..

girl: hmm. i dont know..

das: but .. i know you want?

girl: ok. but only if you promise not to touch ..

das: only if you touch me.

girl: hihihi.

das: come..

girl: *follows das to his place*

 

 

 

 

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*ehem*

 

the naive boy i used to be i never would do such thing. ever. ;)

 

just imagine this dialogue as follows..

 

girl: hey.

das: err.. hi girl.

girl: what's up eh?

das: uh nothing special girl. i'm just reading the blackboard.

girl: uuuh.. maybe we can go somewhere else and you could show me your.. err. stuff?

das: hihihihi.. you little perv.. why should i?

girl: coz that would make me feel special in a way only you can make me feel special..

das: hmm. i dont know..

girl: but .. i know you want?

das: ok. but only if you promise not to touch ..

girl: only if you touch me.

das: hihihi.

girl: come..

das: *follows girl to her place*

 

 

IMPOSSIBLE YOU SAY?

 

if this would happen to me only one time i say..

 

:D

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mhh.. naive girls..

 

das: hey.

girl: err.. hi das.

das: what's up eh?

girl: uh nothing special das. i'm just reading the blackboard.

das: uuuh.. maybe we can go somewhere else and you could show me your.. err. boobs n stuff?

girl: hihihihi.. das you little perv.. why should i?

das: coz that would make me feel special in a way only you can make me feel special..

girl: hmm. i dont know..

das: but .. i know you want?

girl: ok. but only if you promise not to touch ..

das: only if you touch me.

girl: hihihi.

das: come..

girl: *follows das to his place*

girl: hey.

das: err.. hi girl.

girl: what's up eh?

das: uh nothing special girl. i'm just reading the blackboard.

girl: uuuh.. maybe we can go somewhere else and you could show me your.. err. stuff?

das: hihihihi.. you little perv.. why should i?

girl: coz that would make me feel special in a way only you can make me feel special..

das: hmm. i dont know..

girl: but .. i know you want?

das: ok. but only if you promise not to touch ..

girl: only if you touch me.

das: hihihi.

girl: come..

das: *follows girl to her place*

 

*bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*

 

although that was a very...uhh...entertaining...read.

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Originally posted by RayJones

:eek:

 

WAS??

 

:p

 

(freaking language)

 

Yeah, a bit like how you used to be the lead singer from the Spin Doctors Ray:-

 

spindocs.jpg

That's Ray at the front with the red hair and beard.....

 

 

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...and here he is without the bushy hair and beard....

 

....and you're telling me that's a coincidence......you've been rumbled Ray......I loved 'Two Princes' by the way (the song, not Charles and Andrew that is!!)!!!

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hhmmmm.. i look spotty somehow.. ??

 

bah .. scanned photos..

 

what a luck i got a NEW DIGITAL CAMERA for birthday.. *cough*(yesyouvemissedit);)*cough*

 

btw..

 

THIS is roy as you may have noticed, he is still wearing the same shirt.. now we know why he is like he is .. ARMPIT GASES!!

 

looky:

 

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