Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 How on EARTH did you get "Tim Schafer" from "Lobster Tie" "Water Cooler" and "Leprechaun Key Chain"?? ??? ??? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 He must be psychic too! Or...he...is a FOUL SPY! Niko....and I missed him. I still do. And anyway, I hope to be more coherent from now on. My internet was blown all day, so I continued to languish from the suspense....but I'm here now. Stupid, stupid computer. Ernil's a one of those top-secret government ESP people. I can sense it. We must do away with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Hey! I challenged Yufster to a battle the other day, and she didn't show. The Government working ESP man is prepared to go down fighting. Or I just read what you guys wrote. It all had to do with Tim Schafer, so I went for it. Who's the cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 Firstly... Ernil just sent Tim the funniest email I have ever seen. Second, ANDY! We have our first victim! He is totally reading the WHOLE of the double fine webpage, from top to bottom and page to page, and loving every second! He's completely hooked! He's raving about Double Fine! WE HAVE CLAIMED OUR FIRST VICTIM!!! And a lucky victim he is too. He is surely our new best friend. And third, GET ON AIM!!!! I have somebody so goddamn funny to show you. And fourth, we can forget about getting email over the weekend about you know what because the cows aren't milked on the weekend... unless it's milking season.. hmm... but I think milking season is over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 Oddly enough, she's right. I've seen the light. I understand now. I know who I am. Tim Schafer is bloody brilliant. M'kay, I sound in love, but....he's got to be. Even though I've reached the point where they desire me to be, I still don't know what they're talking about. At least I've got Tim Schafer to pass the time for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 So....I guess Ernil will be officially unconfused by Monday. Or at least, he OUGHT to be. If he's not, he's a very thick-headed person indeed, more than I thought at first. SOOO. I'm going to go tell people that I have a secret and they'll NEVER pry it out of me. After I finish this post. Then I'm going to eat another lollipop, and maybe another one after that, and then I will start work on a special letter commending Ernil's research of the Double Fine page and his subsequent enightenment. Or maybe not, even though I love all that official sounding bunk that is SO much fun to write. I think it's prime time we conduct some research on cows. Or something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 I think it's time to sort out some awards titles... What about... as well as the OTHER ones.... Hm. Best Female? Best Male? OH DEFINITELY. Maybe as apposed to a Leprechaun, I should consider a shamrock.... Or perhaps... a leprechaun, SITTING on a shamrock! EDIT: If you were our friend, what would you prefer, Andy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 I don't know....and I'm kind of STUCK on the whole PURPLE deal thanks to YOU. YUFSTER. But purple is a lovely color and its name lends to the gloriousness of the whole deal. Best Fan! Best Supporting Fan! Best Blue Food! And more! Or Not! EDIT: I say throw the shamrock in too! He deserves it! The shamrock does, I mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 Best Annual Deli Burning!!!! Andy, I'm sorry I said purple. I think I was thinking of monkey dishwashers, which are essentially purple. I'm thinking this really awesome pencil, perhaps.... It's green, and there is a Leprechaun on it and one end is pointy and the other is stuck up his ass. There are shamrock key rings. I don't really know what one to choose. They really are such irresistable(sp) bribes. I have always wanted a leprechaun pencil... stick-on-the-end-of-er. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 2, 2003 Share Posted November 2, 2003 does this have anything to do with jello? You irish are weeeird. So are you Andians Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 2, 2003 Author Share Posted November 2, 2003 OMG. Yahoo are in the middle of tearing down their site. I can't check my email!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 ANDY! I just thought of something! Tomorrow is Monday! The Apocalype may happen tomorrow. If so, the cows will be grazing in this pasture. So we'd better weed it. If you KNOW WHAT I MEAN. WINK WINK. For instance, we don't want any incriminating substances to be growing here at that particular time. You savvy? And to all you other people, I will say only this: I think it is about time you weed your lawn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 THIS MAKES NO SENSE! SSTTOOPP! My man says you two are shipplyies. He says you are a danger to my brain cells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Actually... perhaps the disturbing thing is... it all makes PERFECT sense, once you figure out what our code is... Now, in actual news, EGM have an interview with Ed Fries up, where he is smiling so much, that they feel the need to mention it constantly. He also does not like finished sentences, or elaborating on those which fail to meet journalistic requirements. EGM: All right, moving on: Psychonauts. A tough game to describe. EF: You know, it's your typical…you know, there's only a few games people are making today, right? First-person shooters, RPGs…so this is your typical game with a kid who comes from a family of circus performers. He goes to psychic summer camp—which is next to the insane asylum—and all the levels take place inside the brains of insane people. You know, it's one of those [smiles]. The level [i was just playing] takes place in the mind of an artist who only works in black velvet. And the entire level is black velvet, so the entire level is black with these incredibly bright glowing colors—like a black light is on all the time. And it just glows off the screen. And of course, it's beautiful, it's just jaw-droppingly beautiful, but it's also incredibly funny, and you run into the dogs playing poker…it's great to have something in our portfolio that's just really unique and artistically challenging and not so blatantly commercial. You know, when I see the first adverts for Psychonauts on TV... my heart is going to swell with pride... but a little lump is going to form in my throat too, and I think I may start crying with happiness. It's been like watching a little shoot push up from the ground and turn into a be-oooo-tilful butterfly. NOTE TO SELF: Nintendo sucks. [smiles] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 chris i printed out the annual burning of the deli post and showed it to ryan - he didn't think it was that funny ... but he liked the Moaning egg-maw part. to ernil: i never said i didn't like tim schafer. i feel like you're making nasty assumptions simply because of that jocular post i had about him not existing. to andy and yufums: i have not been victimized simply because i read every word tim had to say. instead i would say i have been inspired to go and spread the good word. instead of giving myself to Tim i am allowing Tim to give himself to others through me. *yes i am using cheesy gospel talk straight out of this all-too-churchy pamphlet.* if those words weren't inspiring... then i don't know what is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 You're creepy, Mister Burger. You should meet a guy I know called KINGZJESTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 Originally posted by Mr.Burger i have not been victimized simply because i read every word tim had to say. So what you're saying is...you're not a victim? Uhh...good! But if you actually did want to be a victim, I think you should petition to have monkeys relocated to Omaha, and then complain that they are ruining your life. Because that is one fine way to become a victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Mister Burger is probably one of those ATTENTION seeking burgers that sucks at getting peoples attention. You suck, Mister Burger!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 you're right. you see the picture at the top behind the words "THE DISCUSSION FORUM OF" of the Scumm Bar? look an inch above the word "THE" ... at the guy holding the mug of grog. That's me. Look how sad and lonely he is... with only the selfless moonlight to aide his heavy, empty loneliness.......... two ewoks stumble upon a teddy bear and lose their motivation to live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 So....we might face a lawsuit from you presently? That would be fun. Mr.Burger, you should pick up my new book. It's called "Litigation for Fun and Profit" and it's available at this secret website. If you weren't thinking of that, why does it bug Yuf so? I fear nothing but lawyers myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 my god your breath is AWFUL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 That wasn't even funny, Dana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Burger Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 don't make me bring out the big guns, Andy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yufster Posted November 3, 2003 Author Share Posted November 3, 2003 Don't make me laugh at you, I have a sore throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 3, 2003 Share Posted November 3, 2003 I FIGURED OUT THE CODE (shut up...er...your name is Dana?) Pulling weeds meants "building a dog house for a cat." Feed the clowns means "Lets anger the robot." And the apolcapse is tommorow means "Lets go pick up Scafer." Am i right? Huh?huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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