Shivermetimbers Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Ok, so I have been wondering this for a while now... What the heck does Guybrush eat? I have compiled a list of everything I can think of him eating. One bite of Tasty, buttery biscuit A banana Assorted drinks at Goodsoup's Groggachino Kudu jerky pretzels He chews some steak flavored gum He also chews a mini bagel with schmear whiz. So what does he live off of? He never eats anything! Granted, he is skinny, but he is still ALIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinkie Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 He ate an anenome while lost at sea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 I was nearly ill while reading that list. Then most decidedly ill after reading the reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Governor Phatt Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 Don't forget Cinnamon, cheese squiggles and the slithering cargo of voodoo ingredients delievered to lechucks fortress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 in any adventure game, the diet is awful. I used to wonder if Guybrush was anerixoroc (whatever)... Wait...he gets to eat REAL food in CMI? This I have to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 He likes chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 10, 2003 Share Posted November 10, 2003 You know what his problem is? He's always passing up actual food. Like the pickles in the Goodsoup Hotel and the dinner spread out in the Sea Cucumber. And he doesn't eat the nacho cheese, though I can't say I blame him. Hey! I remember! He licked all that meringue off his face! Does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 The amount of strange stuff in grog might be sustainance enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 11, 2003 Author Share Posted November 11, 2003 He eats chicken, WHEN???? I know the first mate of the sea cucumber ,Mr Fossey, loves chicken, but does Guybrush? how do you know this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahnee Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 His eating habits do scare me. Particularly when he mentions in CMI that he weighs "about 120 pounds"...I weigh that much, I'm only 5 ft. 6, people tell me I need to eat more, and he's taller than I am. I'm really starting to worry about that guy. Guybrush Ulysses Threepwood! Eat something! ...Healthy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernil Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 I'm 6'3 and weight 135. M'kay..dont forget MI2. You can force him to drink Rum all you want, even if it kills him. He drinks the near-grog, and can slurp down as many drinks from the bar that he wants. Especially the spit-producing one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Originally posted by Shivermetimbers He eats chicken, WHEN???? I know the first mate of the sea cucumber ,Mr Fossey, loves chicken, but does Guybrush? how do you know this? He doesnt eat chicken, but he likes it. In CMI when he's floating in the bumper car he wishes he ahs some grog and chicken, then it floats past. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 When you're starving, you'd like to eat almost anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Hey, in DOTT, Bernard only gets to eat some ABC gum. ...and Lavrene gets a crappy meat ball.... its not FAIR! Adventure game characters starve! Lets march! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 No. He wishes for fruit because he's starving. Then he says grog and chicken because he likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 He also mentions the fact that the fruit will fight off the scurvy, so that's probably why he said it first. I think his favorite food out of all those that floated by would be the bananas. He mentioned grog and chicken because it seemed even more unattainable at that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Sounds right. But still if the chicken comes under the same category as grog, it shows that he likes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 I guess he does like it. I attribute that to its excellent taste and versatility in cooking. Chickens rule. Oh, not to mention the recurring, em, chicken theme on Plunder Island. If he DIDN'T like chicken, he would probably make a lot of weird comments about it, harking back to an untold story. (read: porcelain? wtf?) So yeah. Chicken. CHIIIICKEENNN!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 11, 2003 Author Share Posted November 11, 2003 Yes Orca! Let's make posters and set up a tent camp outside of every company which makes adventure games. We'll petition for the rights of adventure game charactors everywhere! Yes. Chicken is good. Especially devil chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 11, 2003 Share Posted November 11, 2003 Chicken goes great with bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tahnee Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Originally posted by Ernil M'kay..dont forget MI2. You can force him to drink Rum all you want, even if it kills him. He drinks the near-grog, and can slurp down as many drinks from the bar that he wants. Especially the spit-producing one. Okay, forget the eating habits issue. He's an alcoholic. (By the time we're through picking apart all Guybrush's problems, he's going to have to be shipped off to the psych ward...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shivermetimbers Posted November 12, 2003 Author Share Posted November 12, 2003 I never could get him to drink any of the drinks from the bar except the green one. And he's a wanna-be alcoholic. He can't hold his alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jedi-Monkey Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 I do love it in EMI when whenever you try to get him to use the grog he says "NO! My grog!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bushmeister Posted November 12, 2003 Share Posted November 12, 2003 Of course Guybrush says he likes chicken in CMI. He knows what will happen if Blondebeard hears of him badmouthing it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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