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I just posted a reply in that Drugs and Whores thread... And it went something like this:

 

"Download the new version, many bugs are fixed."

 

What the hell? Where's the humour in that? Where's the bit where you stop and laugh til tears run down your face and drop off your chin/nose respectively? Where's that one part where you do a double take, perhaps spit coffee all over your screen, and go back to realize it was a delightful double entendre? Where?

 

Oh man, I feel really guilty. I just lost the willpower to joke and be fun or even post a lot, recently. I was bogged down with essays and assignments and projects and The Game. I just couldn't be funny. But all that ends now. Not now. Wait.

 

Not now.

 

Hang on.

 

Now!

 

Wait, wait.

 

NOW!!!

 

EDIT: Wait, hang on for two seconds okay? I need to tie my shoelaces. To each other! So that when I fall over, you can laugh! Okay... starting... from.... now!!!

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EDIT 2: I'm not seeing any coffee dripping down screens, people. Except mine. But that was a completely unrelated incident.

 

EDIT 3, but TECHNICALLY only EDIT 2: I clicked, "reply" by accident, instead of Edit. Just pretend this is all part of the first post, still.

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Oh gosh, she's finally cracked. I knew it would happen. I had hoped that it wouldn't happen, but it has, and now someone has to call a Yufster Maintenance Helpline and see what's up.

 

And those YMH's are the DEVIL. Hang in there, Yufster....

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If anyone's joining anyone, I'd say it's you trying to tag along with The Yufstermeister.

 

Grasshopper.

 

Oh. and it's a deceptively short fall to the bottom. Just a little ways, and if you're in cheat mode, you can fly and hover just a little in between the end of your rope and the deep end. Or...if you press F1...

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If anyone's joining anyone, I'd say it's you trying to tag along with The Yufstermeister.

 

 

 

meister? You're insulting me with my own baby of a speaking-term. That stings. Stings in the eyes.

 

 

 

If the mascot from "A&W" Root Beer had eyes, what color would they be?

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No eyes, no colors.

 

I'm sorry. Really sorry. Because imagining won't help the eyeless have eyes. It all goes back to the theory that nobody exists but one (you) and everything else is merely a conception of your active mind...which in turn has YOU bamboozled into believing you didn't make the stuff up, and that it's REAL. And you believe it so hard that it's...just...tangible. But if you meditate on that some MORE, you'll realize that you don't know what "real" is. Because you made up the idea of things being real or being imaginary! And here I am, a mouthpiece of your own thoughts, telling you all this. Because you're starting to give....to not believe hard enough...

 

Don't question. Dont' stop believing. Having ceased to exist, so to speak, we won't be happy. We'll be nothing.

 

But what the bloody hell IS nothing?

 

Curses. *cries*

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*draws katana*

 

Look! A REAL boy! Ernil, you cut him off at the gate, and I'll nab him when he tries to break the window! Wait. No, let him go. I don't have any need for blondes. Well, I THINK he's blonde. Ernil, imagine him blonde. I don't fancy other blondes.

 

*sheathes katana, goes to get a cookie*

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Nah, I've had enough turkey to make me sick of turkey until Christmas. No more turkey. Let's welcome him to this conversation, padre. Properly.

 

Hi. My name is Ali. This is my daddy Ernil, and my grandaddy Zoom Rabbit. *giggle*

 

Want to play?

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