Skinkie Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail feeling jolly... That kinda looks like the witch from Loom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME! *cries* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solomon Posted February 26, 2004 Share Posted February 26, 2004 Lol, this is pretty funny. I have one to add: My neighbor has this written in white paint on the wall next to her trash can: "Woe betide the Son-of-a-Bitch who parks in front of my bins" It cracks me up, though my mom isn't overjoyed with the language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 Originally posted by Orca Wail THATS SUPPOSED TO BE ME! What? The witch from Loom or the drawing? Solomon: I love your neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 27, 2004 Share Posted February 27, 2004 OoooOOOooo! I had forgotten an old friend of mine kept a book of stupidness... Her favorite was the "english" teacher once said...I'm not kidding... "warior-ness" as well as "Rumpleslitskin" meh. gotta run...damm school ripping me away from what's important... EDIT BTW, its not really saying something stupid, technically, but I think its sort of stupid anyway. An italian pizzarea(SP?!) not too far from me decided to go Mediterranian on the outside. But instead of atleast getting imitation whatever-Mediterranian-stone, they just used orange and pink splotches all over the building. It looks HIDEOUS. Not only that, they left the neon sign and the clearly American awning up. That, my friends, is a stupid thing... OOOH! OOOH! no one mentioned this one! "Define truth"--Bill Clinton...teh bane of Americans everywhere... EDIT okay, one more thing... ...ever since we started in Iraq, France hates us (the US) now. So around here, they call french bread and french fries freedom bread and freedom fries. WTF? Are us Americans that spiteful? Bah. Me, personally, I love the French. Vive la francais! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Ah, oui, viva la France! Je suis très excité: pendant mon année dernière à l'école, j'irai en France avec des étudiants de camarade. Paris, je viens! Et France est chargé de beaux endroits visiter, et a un très bon système de gouvernement. J'aimerais résider là, mais je ne pense pas qui se produira. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feral Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Am I the only person that understood all of the above ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceqb Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 no, that has to be the most simple french i ever read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Originally posted by Guybrush122 Ah, oui, viva la France! Je suis très excité: pendant mon année dernière à l'école, j'irai en France avec des étudiants de camarade. Paris, je viens! Et France est chargé de beaux endroits visiter, et a un très bon système de gouvernement. J'aimerais résider là, mais je ne pense pas qui se produira. Feme la bouche, sil vous plait! (my spelling sucks...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guybrush122 Posted February 28, 2004 Share Posted February 28, 2004 Orca: *sigh* my French teacher always says that..... HT: What? You were expecting literature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted February 29, 2004 Author Share Posted February 29, 2004 i understood that little paragraph about going to france...and i'm in french 2... yeah, my french teacher has things she constantly says...such as... "les pupitres qui touchent" "face-a-face" "assayez-vous, s'il vous plait!" "mes amis! mes amis!" sorry about the no accents...i was too lazy to try and find how to write the letters with the symbols. oh yeah, someone did something the other day didn't say anything, but did something, but you have to hear the whole story... last week, on monday-thursday, we had a different bus driver in the mornings because our bus driver couldn't make it. so on wednesday, our sub was going about 20 to 25 mph down the street, with no other cars in sight, and it's a four-lane street all the way across. we're coming up on the stoplight right near the college of dupage, and we're around 300 feet, i would say, away from the stop light. it turns yellow and the driver immediately hits the brakes. i was thinking to myself, gimme a break, you could've kept going and stopped on a dime 5 feet from the light you were going so slow. it was so stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted March 1, 2004 Share Posted March 1, 2004 My french teacher has issues. Sometimes, in the middle of class, she'll forget its french and start blabbing in Italian or Spainish. Me and a friend were making a movie script once, and here was our tribute to Ms. Reynolds... Ms.Spazi:(walks into classroom, late) "Aloha, classe! Beinzo dias, oui?" (curse my horrible spelling. curse it to hell) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicardoLuigi... Posted March 2, 2004 Author Share Posted March 2, 2004 your teacher sounds like a woman of many cultures. does she have any artifacts from some roman temple in constantinople in her room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Girl Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 No...but she has posters from everywhere. The best part is, we share the room with the Spainish classes (those bastards ). So theres Spainish posters and Spainish projects and Spainish calenders and Spainish advertisements... AND NOTHING FRENCH! I can't cheat off anything on the wall! meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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