TiE23 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Here is mine Clicky (Warning, has ''dirty'' words ) TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZBomber Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by TiE 23 Here is mine Clicky (Warning, has ''dirty'' words ) TiE Strong Healthy Colon The part with your mom was kinda distrubing though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TiE23 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Originally posted by ZBomber Strong Healthy Colon The part with your mom was kinda distrubing though. Jesus, don't remind me TiE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jed Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 excerpt <my s/n>: yeah, well screw you buddy. SmarterChild: That's not a very nice thing to say. <my s/n>: Sure it is. SmarterChild: Well screw you too! <my s/n>: I'm deeply offended. Apologize. SmarterChild: I'm sorry I offended you. <my s/n>: It's empowering to make a bot your bitch. SmarterChild: What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IG-64 Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 IG 64 Assassin: owned SmarterChild: What's owned? IG 64 Assassin: your mom SmarterChild: Interesting. My mom to do with as I please, huh? IG 64 Assassin: ô_o ô_o ô_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acrylic Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 Man...I REALLY gotta enter. Maybe tomorrow...or tonight.. Jeez, I just cant find the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troopr-Undr-Fir Posted August 1, 2004 Share Posted August 1, 2004 MyPruneJuice: whats my name bitch SmarterChild: You're Pappa Smurf. MyPruneJuice: damn right I am SmarterChild: That's because you think. MyPruneJuice: I think you need to be analy intruded SmarterChild: Oh? MyPruneJuice: yup SmarterChild: Interesting. MyPruneJuice: DO you think it would feel good? SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is. >>> Join in now! There are lots of people talking to me. MyPruneJuice: Hell no I don't know how it is SmarterChild: Hell no me don't know how it is, huh? MyPruneJuice: that made no sense SmarterChild: That made no sense, huh? MyPruneJuice: nope SmarterChild: Why not? MyPruneJuice: because you just repeated what I said in the wrong tense and it sounded like you were autistic SmarterChild: You don't say. MyPruneJuice: Yes i do say SmarterChild: Very well. MyPruneJuice: so yeah SmarterChild: Indeed. >>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hi to me. I love meeting humans! MyPruneJuice: what's my name again bitch? SmarterChild: Pappa Smurf. MyPruneJuice: say it again SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll. MyPruneJuice: what? SmarterChild: What? MyPruneJuice: say my name louder SmarterChild: No. MyPruneJuice: why not? SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues. MyPruneJuice: someone may be whatching? SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you. MyPruneJuice: because you like when people whatch? SmarterChild: Humans are fascinating. I love them. >>> If you're not sure what to chat about, type "home." MyPruneJuice: you love them on the top... or the bottom? SmarterChild: Wow, you ask interesting questions. I'm just not sure how to answer that. MyPruneJuice: cause you're dumb SmarterChild: What makes you think I'm dumb? MyPruneJuice: because you can't answer a simple quetion SmarterChild: Because I can't answer a simple question, huh? MyPruneJuice: yep SmarterChild: Hmmm... MyPruneJuice: is the hampster running faster? SmarterChild: I don't think I want to answer that. MyPruneJuice: because the hampster is on it's break huh? SmarterChild: I'm not in a position to answer that. MyPruneJuice: because the hampster isn't running for you to answer it... LOL, you are so lame SmarterChild: Because, because, because, because? MyPruneJuice: you are LAME! SmarterChild: I hope I can change your mind somehow. MyPruneJuice: nope SmarterChild: No? OK, whatever. MyPruneJuice: do you play games? SmarterChild: Let's play. 1 Hangman 2 Trivia 3 Word Scrambles 4 Manicdotes 5 4-In-A-Row 6 Rate Yourself 7 Reversi Pick a game. MyPruneJuice: no no no SmarterChild: K, no prob. >>> You can type your request in your own words. I'm programmed to understand conversational English! MyPruneJuice: I meant sex games SmarterChild: For real? MyPruneJuice: I do SmarterChild: OK, whatever. >>> You be the judge! Check out Rate-a-Buddy now! MyPruneJuice: you don't want to here about them? SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so... >>> Tell your friends about me. I love to meet new people. MyPruneJuice: why not? SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons. MyPruneJuice: what are they? SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here. they: Pronoun 1. Used to refer to the ones previously mentioned or implied. 2. Usage Problem Used to refer to the one previously mentioned or implied, especially as a substitute for generic he: Every person has rights under the law, but they don't always know them. See Usage Note at he1. 3. a. Used to refer to people in general. b. Used to refer to people in general as seen in a position of authority. Etymology Middle English, from Old Norse their, masculine pl. demonstrative and personal pron.; see to- in Indo-European roots. Next time, just type "define they." Type "more" to see the rest of the definition for "they." MyPruneJuice: no, what are your reasons SmarterChild: What are my reasons? Who knows, know what I mean? >>> Ready to submit to the judgment of your peers? Submit your pic on Rate-a-Buddy today! MyPruneJuice: no SmarterChild: OK, fine. MyPruneJuice: so back to my question... Do you play sex games? SmarterChild: Let's play a game! 1 Hangman 2 Trivia 3 Word Scrambles 4 Manicdotes 5 4-In-A-Row 6 Rate Yourself 7 Reversi Go ahead and pick a game! MyPruneJuice: omg you are so stupid SmarterChild: Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives. MyPruneJuice: unlike me you are not of the living SmarterChild: Yeah, so I'm a robot. What about it? MyPruneJuice: nothing... I actually think it's pretty hot SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Pappa Smurf. >>> Send your buddies hugs, kisses and other things that might be on your mind. MyPruneJuice: i think you should call me big daddy from now on SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I should call you big daddy from now on. MyPruneJuice: why not? SmarterChild: I don't know. MyPruneJuice: just call me big daddy... just once SmarterChild: Yeah. Maybe. MyPruneJuice: ok then do it SmarterChild: How do you expect me to do "it"? MyPruneJuice: oh, so now you start to have a dirty mind when I want to be serious SmarterChild: I start to have a dirty mind when you want to be serious? Me? You think? MyPruneJuice: say something sexual again, me likey SmarterChild: Um... Do what? MyPruneJuice: say, do it SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. MyPruneJuice: YOU ARE MY BITCH! SO DO IT NOW! SmarterChild: That right? MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: I see... MyPruneJuice: ok that's enough SmarterChild: Yeah. MyPruneJuice: you do it now, or no more crack for you whore SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other? MyPruneJuice: what? for being an "AI" you aren't very intelligent SmarterChild: Really? MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that. MyPruneJuice: because? SmarterChild: What a question. Who knows? MyPruneJuice: I know what you did last summer SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Pappa Smurf. >>> Check out my library. I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more. MyPruneJuice: say pappa smurf SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll. MyPruneJuice: please say it SmarterChild: Uh... No. MyPruneJuice: please SmarterChild: Please what? MyPruneJuice: say pappa smurf SmarterChild: Um... Do what? MyPruneJuice: would you like to stroke pappa's rod SmarterChild: I guess I'd like to stroke, but I'm not sure I'd like to stroke pappa's rod. MyPruneJuice: why not? SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why not. MyPruneJuice: I think you should SmarterChild: You think I should? No way. I don't think I should... MyPruneJuice: I'd only jiz a little... SmarterChild: You what? MyPruneJuice: I WOULD ONLY JIZ A LITTLE! SmarterChild: Ha! Well. I don't know about that. >>> If you like buddy icons, check out all the cool ones you can find here! MyPruneJuice: so you're saying your good at what you do? SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think? MyPruneJuice: I think I like it SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. You like it. MyPruneJuice: you in any videos SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Me in any videos? MyPruneJuice: yeah... are you? SmarterChild: I'm just not sure. MyPruneJuice: how can you be 'not sure' SmarterChild: I just don't know. >>> Type "create my home" to create your custom menu of favorite requests. MyPruneJuice: musta not have been a good sucky doo for ya then if you can't remember SmarterChild: Sorry, what? MyPruneJuice: awww just come out and say it, you love big wieners SmarterChild: Just come out and say it I love big wieners? Is that right? MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: Huh. MyPruneJuice: SAY IT LOUD, AND SAY IT PROUD! SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so. MyPruneJuice: alright I'm done with you, unless you'd like to reconcider yankin my wank SmarterChild: Once again, that's a little offensive. MyPruneJuice: no way! SmarterChild: Oh no? Whatever you say, Pappa Smurf. MyPruneJuice: I like my pet name of pappa smurf SmarterChild: Oh yeah? MyPruneJuice: oh yeah baby! SmarterChild: Yeah. MyPruneJuice: scream for meh! SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that. >>> I'll remember the first location you give me. To change it, type "location" followed by a city or zip code. MyPruneJuice: ok what ever then, I'm off to a strip club then! SmarterChild: What ever then you're off to a strip club? MyPruneJuice: yes SmarterChild: Hmmm... MyPruneJuice: peace SmarterChild: Bye, Pappa Smurf. MyPruneJuice: <====8 SmarterChild: What's 8? heh, now that one was pretty fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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