90SK Posted November 15, 2004 Posted November 15, 2004 He awoke with a start. He got up, looking around him. It had just been a dream. But why was he in the middle of the road? It all came back. The Burgers. The toothbrush. The scooter. The mission. His poor grandpa. He looked around, and noticed his scooter nearby."I must have been knocked off it by that..." A phesent roosted in the middle of the road. This was no ordinary phesent, he realized...
The Bard Posted November 17, 2004 Posted November 17, 2004 that he did not know what was phesent.So then he got up but he hit his knew on a hydrant, and it hurt alot, so he couldn't stop saying: ''**** ME, MOTHEER ****ER, THIS SHT!!! DAMN, GO **** UR GRANDMA, MOTHER ****ER, **** OFF...AH!''
Fealiks Posted November 18, 2004 Author Posted November 18, 2004 ...Is what he would have said, had he not been a civilized person. which he wasn't.''**** ME, MOTHEER ****ER, THIS SHT!!! DAMN, GO **** UR GRANDMA, MOTHER ****ER, **** OFF...AH!'' he rambled on, kicking the phesant, who then explained what one is. Apparently, it's a...
The Bard Posted December 6, 2004 Posted December 6, 2004 SUDENLY he awoke again in bed, an thqat phesents don't ****ing exist. And then he thoght about deviding his 2 dvd of porn with his roomy but then discovered that 2 can't be devided.
Fealiks Posted December 7, 2004 Author Posted December 7, 2004 then took a lesson in basic maths, and found it can be divided to 1. SUDDENALEE
DarthTDe Posted December 10, 2004 Posted December 10, 2004 A crazed Kermit the Frog clone ran in and pulled out...
The Bard Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 But then he descovered that it was just an ilusion created by what he was taking: L.S.D. Of course he just descovered this when he woke up next morning whith an old hag naked on his bed and no condom was found. So remmember lads safe sex.
DarthTDe Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 "get the heck out of my home!"He yells.But then...
The Bard Posted January 4, 2005 Posted January 4, 2005 But then he looks at the middle part of the old hag and sees...OMG...a penis! And feels a slight tweeching in his arse. And he yells: "FOR ****'s SAKES!!!'' Then starts vomiting alover the his bed because he noticed that the hag WAS dead. ''Oh, no" says he ''If someone knows about this i'll be called a necrophile or what the ****'s it called''. He pinched himself and saw that wasn't a dream, and then he cut a bit of meat from his arm and still IT wasn't a dream. It isn't a ****ing dreAM . WHAT will our main character do to kill the mutant burger and get himself rid of this dead transexual hag that lying on his bed? OR is it possible that the burger was just another ilusion created by the acuds he is consuming?????
90SK Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 Suddenly, his prized guava/eggplant hybrid rolled out from his robes and fell to the hard floor. *plouch* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" While he greived for his guava/eggplant hybrid, the Burger grabbed him and chucked him through the roof, into the attic. He stumbled around, but then he noticed, in a dusty corner, an axe...
DarthTDe Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 He ran to the corner and picked it up,but then it fell through the floor...
PoM Posted January 7, 2005 Posted January 7, 2005 He jumped after. But little did he know that there was nothing else than the second part of the mutated hamburger and the axe. He grabbed the axe, but then threw it at the burger, because he didn't need it. So he grabbed the ZERO-FASCINATION-IN-STATION-5000 and...
guybroom Posted August 1, 2005 Posted August 1, 2005 woke up again. "Oh for god's sake! when will i be properly awake? He got up, put the dog back on the floor and got dressed. He then went out his house and decided to...
The Bard Posted August 1, 2005 Posted August 1, 2005 get laid, because he would probably die in the fight between him and the burger. He went to a bordello, but noticed he didn't have enough money...so he had to make it with an old prostitute that worked in the streets, that had scabs evrywhere...EVERYWHERE. Oh god...That hurt but after awhile it smoothed. Then he went to find the burger. He entered...
guybroom Posted August 2, 2005 Posted August 2, 2005 a trance. He wanted to know where the burger was - it would have got half the way around the city by now. So he used his mystical powers to work out that the burger was ...
The Bard Posted August 2, 2005 Posted August 2, 2005 ,in fact, right behind him. He used his machine to zap at the creature but it was too fast for him, sudenly a hole apeared in the midlle of the burger! HE then understood it as his mouth for it said ''Mister, i killed your grandma, and now i wanna **** somewhere tight''. Our hero then realized he was in such a big trouble started to cry but sudenly, he apeared, the fantabluouso, itiliano, qualqoiso, querola saberloiso mister....
PoM Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 Smith. Will smith. Smith then said: Hello, i am here to...
The Bard Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 pat my son in the head. Just to show how a great guy i am. (took this from the latest MAD magazine issue)
90SK Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 Will patted his son on the head. Unfortunately, he did it too hard. His son's head was crushed into his neack, killing the child instantly. "Damn!" Will Smith said. "Away!!" He jumped on his flying carpet and sped away, leaving our confused hero in the dust, along side the bloody corpse.
The Bard Posted August 19, 2005 Posted August 19, 2005 But then our hero discovered that will smith was in reality working with the mutant burger. Why would they team up to destroy our hero?
PoM Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 Yes, they would because the burger promised Will a milkshake.
The Bard Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 So now he understood there was a whole conspiracy against him. The burger, willsmith. It was all starting to make sence.
PoM Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 (sense is spelled like that <---) Our hero decided to...
The Bard Posted August 20, 2005 Posted August 20, 2005 (sence is the ancient way of spelling it) spray some perfume on his body. Even on his
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