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Halo 2 - LEAKED BY FRENCH PIRATES


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OMG LIEK WTF LOL D00D! TEH GAME R0XX0RS! IHAVE TEH SPO1LARS!

 

 

The Master Chief reveals that he's gay and Cortana finally comes clean with a love affair she had with 343 Guilty Spark. It turns out the Covenant aren't as bad as humans feared. They simply wanted earth's supply of Twinkies. The war comes to a peaceable end when peace talks commence and both sides agree that they're all tired of watching reality shows. Then O'Malley arrives and butchers everyone. The end.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, this is a joke. :D

 

Seriously though, can't people wait the few remaining weeks to buy the game? It's not like the world will end if they won't.

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