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This next story is real, and if you don't want to read it then...don't read it.

 

Okay so my birthday was on 5 dec. and I invited some friends(2 guys and 3 chicks) and we bought vodka and got drunk.

One of the guys was already involved with someone that didn't got invited because she's too ugly.Anyway the other guy got the iresisteble one and I got the less iresisteble one, they almost got laid(good thing we were there), the involved guy was really sad and the other chick didn't drink(she's a very religious person) and I asked the one that was drunk if she wants to be with me and she replied YES(she also mentioned that she wouldhave said yes even she wasn't drunk).So we got the bed, the others got the couch, the not-so-drunk-chick left and the already-involved-guy started playing on the computer.

The day after I was with the chick I was talking about earyler, the ones that got the couch hated eachother(the chick hated him because she liked it and he hated her because he didn't got laid).

After three days she broke-up with me(mentioning that she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing) so I got real upset and started drinking till the scumm kicked me out.

Then when I got home I started listening to ballads(Guns N' Roses), winamp was set to random and it selected alice cooper - gail(if you don't know the song search the net for the lyrics, just for your own curiosity).

I went mad, I started listening to it over and over again, so I took a really big, really sharp knife and started toying with it.I cuted her name on my chest, it didn't hurt.

Then I took the knife to school with the thought of killing her.Instead of taking my own life I'll take someone else'es.

I couldn't bring myself to stab her because I sill felt something for her so I cutted my knuckles instead and started punching the school wall.

After she saw me she told me to stop, I was really pumped up.

After talking to her, she freaked out because of the knife.

She said that seh broke-up with me because she thought that I was drunk too back then and that I was with her just for fun.

Now I ask you this what should I do, should I:

1.Make-up with her(she wants to)

2.Just be friends(imposible!)

3.Ignore her the rest of my life(not that easy)

4.Kill myself(not bad)

5.Kill her(CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!):)

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Originally posted by JofaGuht

Choose 3. All girls are manipulative bitches anyway. A true emotionally solitary existence is a much less painful way. Loneliness is underrated.

 

Hey, I'm with you there. At least all the girls I personally know are like that. I think it's better to be alone than with someone else. However, whenever you are lonely you are told to be un-sociable, and having relating problems, and so you are sent to the school psychologist (Not personal experience), and things like that, but anyway.

If I were you, I'll consider 1 or 3. It's up to you really.

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Originally posted by Alia

Asserting that all girls are manipulative bitches is like saying all guys are idiotic pricks. As in "possibly true, but not altogether polite to say out loud."

 

Okay. Yeah, that was judgmental. Not all girls. I'll narrow it down. All TEENAGE girls LIVING IN THE US are manipulative bitches.

 

I'm kidding. But on a more serious note I'm not. In my experience, from the females at my school, they tend to care less about friendship, they tend to cheat on their boyfriends a lot more than vise-versa, and they tend to lie more often and manipulate people to do what they want. Most of them, at least, or at least those that go to my school. And again, it may just be an age thing, most grown women I know are usually cooler. Except for my teachers.

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