El Virus Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 The fact of the Eurapean history is one of the facts about their intolerance. I like churchs, they are quiet places. But I don't go much to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necroman Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 This next story is real, and if you don't want to read it then...don't read it. Okay so my birthday was on 5 dec. and I invited some friends(2 guys and 3 chicks) and we bought vodka and got drunk. One of the guys was already involved with someone that didn't got invited because she's too ugly.Anyway the other guy got the iresisteble one and I got the less iresisteble one, they almost got laid(good thing we were there), the involved guy was really sad and the other chick didn't drink(she's a very religious person) and I asked the one that was drunk if she wants to be with me and she replied YES(she also mentioned that she wouldhave said yes even she wasn't drunk).So we got the bed, the others got the couch, the not-so-drunk-chick left and the already-involved-guy started playing on the computer. The day after I was with the chick I was talking about earyler, the ones that got the couch hated eachother(the chick hated him because she liked it and he hated her because he didn't got laid). After three days she broke-up with me(mentioning that she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing) so I got real upset and started drinking till the scumm kicked me out. Then when I got home I started listening to ballads(Guns N' Roses), winamp was set to random and it selected alice cooper - gail(if you don't know the song search the net for the lyrics, just for your own curiosity). I went mad, I started listening to it over and over again, so I took a really big, really sharp knife and started toying with it.I cuted her name on my chest, it didn't hurt. Then I took the knife to school with the thought of killing her.Instead of taking my own life I'll take someone else'es. I couldn't bring myself to stab her because I sill felt something for her so I cutted my knuckles instead and started punching the school wall. After she saw me she told me to stop, I was really pumped up. After talking to her, she freaked out because of the knife. She said that seh broke-up with me because she thought that I was drunk too back then and that I was with her just for fun. Now I ask you this what should I do, should I: 1.Make-up with her(she wants to) 2.Just be friends(imposible!) 3.Ignore her the rest of my life(not that easy) 4.Kill myself(not bad) 5.Kill her(CHOP, CHOP, CHOP!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necroman Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 You gotta love the irony of your title. It's a Ozzy Osbourne song, you should listen it, it was a huge subject in the P.M.R.C. in the eightees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 6. Take an second-grade grammar class! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JofaGuht Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Choose 3. All girls are manipulative bitches anyway. A true emotionally solitary existence is a much less painful way. Loneliness is underrated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Virus Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by JofaGuht Choose 3. All girls are manipulative bitches anyway. A true emotionally solitary existence is a much less painful way. Loneliness is underrated. Hey, I'm with you there. At least all the girls I personally know are like that. I think it's better to be alone than with someone else. However, whenever you are lonely you are told to be un-sociable, and having relating problems, and so you are sent to the school psychologist (Not personal experience), and things like that, but anyway. If I were you, I'll consider 1 or 3. It's up to you really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampireNaomi Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Great to know that you are thinking so highly of us females. I can feel your love, guys! Anyway, what I would do in that situation is to talk with her and find out whether she really likes you or not. Then, no matter the outcome, you should seek professional help. No offence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alia Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Asserting that all girls are manipulative bitches is like saying all guys are idiotic pricks. As in "possibly true, but not altogether polite to say out loud." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Virus Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 First of all, note that I said "At least those I know", as in those I see everyday in school. I believe it depends on the person, not on the gender. Second, I was just kidding, so don't take it seriously. Thinking it through, if I were you, I'd go by 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JofaGuht Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 Originally posted by Alia Asserting that all girls are manipulative bitches is like saying all guys are idiotic pricks. As in "possibly true, but not altogether polite to say out loud." Okay. Yeah, that was judgmental. Not all girls. I'll narrow it down. All TEENAGE girls LIVING IN THE US are manipulative bitches. I'm kidding. But on a more serious note I'm not. In my experience, from the females at my school, they tend to care less about friendship, they tend to cheat on their boyfriends a lot more than vise-versa, and they tend to lie more often and manipulate people to do what they want. Most of them, at least, or at least those that go to my school. And again, it may just be an age thing, most grown women I know are usually cooler. Except for my teachers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampireNaomi Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Originally posted by El Virus Second, I was just kidding, so don't take it seriously. I know. I wasn't being serious either. A lot of the girls in my school are exactly like that. I guess it's the same in every school in every town in every country. Pity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 In deference to the title of this thread, I have never seriously considered suicide until now. In following this conversation, however, I am struck with an irresistible urge to hang myself with my belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JofaGuht Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Good to know we're spreading the love. Great to see your name on the board again, Gendo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necroman Posted January 29, 2005 Author Share Posted January 29, 2005 Hellooo there!!! The suicide solution is over, really, I met the perfect girl and got married(pretty neat eh?). And this for that guy who wanted to hang 'imself by his belt or somthin', go to http://www.ogrish.com :chaisaw:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GendoTheGreat Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Thinking about it now, I'd rather hang you with my belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampireNaomi Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Originally posted by Necroman Hellooo there!!! The suicide solution is over, really, I met the perfect girl and got married(pretty neat eh?). And this for that guy who wanted to hang 'imself by his belt or somthin', go to http://www.ogrish.com :chaisaw:. Married? What drugs are you on? I thought you were 15! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Virus Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Now that's good, nor I know nor I care if you really got married, but good for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necroman Posted January 30, 2005 Author Share Posted January 30, 2005 No drugs, we got married like in Natural Born Killers, we cut our hands and let a few drops fall off the bridge. Now... the honeymoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VampireNaomi Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Originally posted by Necroman No drugs, we got married like in Natural Born Killers, we cut our hands and let a few drops fall off the bridge. Now... the honeymoon... Uhhuh, sure, if that's your cup of tea I have nothing against it. Congratulations anyway! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JofaGuht Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Natural Born Killers is an excellent film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necroman Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 So what else is new... "Has a dark creature tried to devour you from underneath your bed? Has a Goblin tried to steal your legs? Has a Incubus tried to...uhum. If not call the Necroman, he'll even rise from the grave and pay your taxes to get a good deal. He can summon anything, from 3 legged frogs to Cthulhu himself! And remember with every double summoning you get a free human skull from the last foolish mortal...uhum...from the last satisfied customer. He even accepts souls instead of cold, hard cash. So remember just read this out loud:Ph'nglui maglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan.And he'll be standin' next to ya' before you can say:Ph'nglui maglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah'nagl fhtan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necroman Posted February 20, 2005 Author Share Posted February 20, 2005 Originally posted by GendoTheGreat Thinking about it now, I'd rather hang you with my belt. Go ahead, she's gone(Black Sabbath), she left me for the guitarist from Elivagor. *sobs then goes back to his dark corner which he calls life* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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