great quotes

[narfblat]

so many dumb customers, so little forum space.

 

There's customers that don't listen to the whole question:

 

me: Would you like that to stay or to go?

customer: yes

 

me: What would you like to drink with that?

customer: Doesn't that combo come with a drink?

me: what drink do you want?

customer: It comes with the combo.

me: what type?

customer: The combo comes with a large, right?

(I eventually ask if they want Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, etc. This only happens on Drive-thru, where it can be hard to hear sometimes, but you'd think they would get it)

 

Then there's the ones who expect you to read their minds:

 

customer: I'd like that new burrito.

me: would you like a drink with that?

customer: doesn't one come in the combo?

[Darth Groovy]

"Eat a bag of Hell Jed!"

 

_Kurgan

[micks75au]

"The officer said i had the right to remain silent.....I just lacked the ability" - Ron White (Blue collar comedy tour)

[micks75au]

The first lie detector was made out of the rib of a man and they have unable to improve on the model ever since

 

Its true too

[micks75au]

The length of a minute depends entirely on which side of the bathroom door you are standing

 

 

A man is incomplete until he is married then he is really finished

 

 

Ladies its better to have loved and lost than spend your whole dammed life with him

 

 

and finally

 

The reason that doctors wear masks is so when anything goes wrong they can't be identified