Fanfiction

[Purple Squid]

NO.

 

NONONONONONONONO.

[shinzuku]

PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Klia]

MWAHAHAHA

 

Darth has gotten the PM.

 

Not only have I ruined Napolean but now I am ruining Boyd.

[Purple Squid]

I've set up a space for them already. I know Klia, she can't resist.

 

But... she can't send it. She's cool like that.

 

And she's about to inform me about how it works!

[Paranoidish]

But... she can't send it. She's cool like that.

 

And she's about to inform me about how it works!

 

yeah...

[Purple Squid]

MWAHAHAHA

 

Darth has gotten the PM.

 

Not only have I ruined Napolean but now I am ruining Boyd.

 

DANGIT! I just posted about how I trusted you. D:

 

Now teach me how the sex works.

[Klia]

Aww Shinzuku I don't want you to die.

 

But I'll do it anyway.

 

I'm on an evil rush.

[Klia]

Sorry Purple Squid but you have to wait your turn.

 

I know how it works but I just...I just can't do it.

[shinzuku]

Please

[Purple Squid]

Sorry Purple Squid but you have to wait your turn.

 

I know how it works but I just...I just can't do it.

 

AUGH! The suspense.

 

It is killing me.

 

I WANT TO LEARN!

[Klia]

That makes me feel worse.

 

Besides I think the mod is going to come after me.

[Tahnee]

Okay. I'm a masochist suffering from severe train wreck syndrome. I've got to see this PM.

 

Seriously. Send it my way. I sat through the last half of the last season of Enterprise and survived. Nothing, not even this mystery PM, can be as bad as that was. ...Can it?

[DarthAve]

I read it.. I...I...

[Klia]

OH NO NOT TyraaRane!

 

Why do you have to be on this unholy night when I'm on my evil rush.

 

Well here goes nothing Shinzuku.

 

It's seriously overhyped.

[Purple Squid]

Tyraa. Look at Darth. DARTH. The one who says all of those horrible things.

 

It IS that bad.

[shinzuku]

Want to learn how what works?

[Klia]

I read it.. I...I...

 

Holy ****! I didn't think I could crack you.

[Purple Squid]

Want to learn how what works?

 

Erm. Rainbow Man love.

[Paranoidish]

I think we're going to need more space. The muffled weeping corner is getting cramped.

[Tahnee]

Tyraa. Look at Darth. DARTH. The one who says all of those horrible things.

 

It IS that bad.

 

I'm still curious, though. Like I said, masochist. I mean, sure, it'll all end in tears and brain bleach, but that's never stopped me before.

 

Besides, I've come up with some twisted things back in the day, too. And my mind's already permanently melded to the gutter anyway.

[Purple Squid]

I think we're going to need more space. The muffled weeping corner is getting cramped.

 

Maybe...

 

The muffled weeping room?

[shinzuku]

that was it? Just that message?

[Purple Squid]

I'm still curious, though. Like I said, masochist. I mean, sure, it'll all end in tears and brain bleach, but that's never stopped me before.

 

Besides, I've come up with some twisted things back in the day, too. And my mind's already permanently melded to the gutter anyway.

 

We'll save a spot for you over here in the MWR.

[Klia]

I'm still curious, though. Like I said, masochist. I mean, sure, it'll all end in tears and brain bleach, but that's never stopped me before.

 

Besides, I've come up with some twisted things back in the day, too. And my mind's already permanently melded to the gutter anyway.

 

I've been on GAFF. Where most things are rated X because the fanfiction is that bad.

 

But I love Boyd. I really do and it totally screws with him.

 

Maybe I shouldn't use that word.

[Klia]

that was it? Just that message?

 

YAY! Shinzuku is not a wimp!