Excusing yourself from class

[jedi3112]

If you're teaching history teach them something about medieval punishment. When coming to the burning stakes give a demonstration with one of them as volunteer. As for the cell phone problem, just pick up the phone yourself, or demand that they give the thing to you, if they already picked up. After that have a nice chat with the one who called them, and off course tell them something humiliating about the phone owner.

 

One thing you could tell (only when you pick up yourself) is that he's (or she) picking his nose therefore is temporarily unavailable, or that they've wet themselves and are currently switching pants, you'll get the idea.

[Vladimir-Vlada]

If you're teaching history teach them something about medieval punishment. When coming to the burning stakes give a demonstration with one of them as volunteer.

Er, he's supposed to convince them to learn, not to execute them .

 

As for the cell phone problem, just pick up the phone yourself, or demand that they give the thing to you, if they already picked up. After that have a nice chat with the one who called them, and off course tell them something humiliating about the phone owner.

That's what they did in my elementry school, and it worked.

 

P.S. I wonder if he's reading these advices.

[jedi3112]

Er, he's supposed to convince them to learn, not to execute them .

 

Well, it convinces the rest to learn that much harder. Just like the Russian commander who executed a few of their own soldiers to make the rest fight harder (during WW2).

[Hallucination]

Er, he's supposed to convince them to learn, not to execute them

A little chlorine in the gene pool wouldn't hurt.

[MdKnightR]

Vladimir-Vlada, thanks for your input, but as I said before, I don't care if the kids go out in the hall to blow their noses. I just wish they would do the same when they fart. It just seems a little backward to me. When I was in school, we were expected to leave the room to pass gas, but no one had a problem with us blowing our noses in class.