MJ Posted August 26, 2005 Share Posted August 26, 2005 As I'm sure many of you realise from following the blog 'Conversations with dead people' by Matias Ferrera (hint, hint) I've come up with a template for the Department of Death 'death certificate'. You can see an example here. If anyone would like to have a death certificate for themselves made up, send me a photo of yourself (either posting it in this thread or by other means) and let me know any details. Just FYI though, don't bother asking for your reaper to be Manuel Calavera. This is a Tierra de los Muertos thing, not a Grim Fandango thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incredible_d Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Hmmm... is there some way I can make my picture look skeletal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallim Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 Well..maybe..give me your picture and I could try to come up with something =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted August 28, 2005 Author Share Posted August 28, 2005 Are you sure you want to start saying things like that, Sal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallim Posted August 28, 2005 Share Posted August 28, 2005 lol well...we can give it a try, dont you think? atleast the first 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted August 28, 2005 Author Share Posted August 28, 2005 So that would be 'Matias' (me) and 'Arturus' (you)... there's two right there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallim Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 yeah "these two" are special and will be available later But I could generate some new hedas with an average good lookin Tshirt or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incredible_d Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 "arturus"? and Sallim I wouldn't want you to waste time CG-ing my skull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallim Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 ah come on, Iam on it again. Well maybe "Arthurus"? or is it to british? well who knows! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incredible_d Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I thought it was supposed to be Spanish sounding (Miguel, Le Parka, Tierra de los Muertos). In which case, I would be "A. Conrado Lanzador." Hell yeah. And Sallim, you would be Arturo. If you find the meaning of your last name, I can translate it's meaning into a Spanish last name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incredible_d Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Ok here goes Lanzador, Alfredo Conrado Date of Death: August 29, 2005 Time of Death: Approx. 10:00 P.M. Location of Death: New Orleans, Louisiana Apparently, Mr. Lanzador believed "Hurricane Katrina" was, like the British "Piano Man," a hoax, and drove his 1981 Buick Riviera hundreds of miles south to prove his point. When he arrived in the city, he found himself correct - the hurricane was, indeed, a lie fabricated by Vin Diesel as an excuse to have the entire city to himself while he went on a much needed shopping binge. Upon encountering Mr. Lanzador, Vin Diesel promptly attacked him, using martial arts skills that he developed as a peasant boy in Moscow. Lanzador managed to kill his attacker and escape, but was unaware that every star in the sky is, in actuality, a dormant Vin Diesel clone. Needless to say, a star crashed into New Orleans, and an entirely new Vin Diesel proceeded to behead Mr. Lanzador. Reaper in Attendance: Claudia Carranza Current Status: Legal Immigrant (green card) Is residency required?: Yes If so, has residency been allocated: Yes Future Prospects: Although of almost no other use whatsoever, Lanzador can adopt an almost picture-perfect Russian accent at will. This may make him an interesting secretary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 Homa. Which is greek for 'mud', isn't it? The spanish word for mud, I think, is Fango. It is also native american for 'red' Nice one, D. Rather obscure way of dying, but nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incredible_d Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I figured a female reaper might throw an interesting kink into things (hahaha KINK) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MJ Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 She isn't the first female reaper... just that nobody has read what I've written of the Tierra book yet. Except for, I think, Slinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sallim Posted June 7, 2006 Share Posted June 7, 2006 sorry to bumpin old stuff...Incredible D, can you send me a photo of yours pleeeease ? wann try work with it ( after so f*** long time! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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