KingCheez Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I got bored. So this is what would happen if Psychonauts Meat Circus was played by Oly, Raz, the Butcher, and all our other friends ONLINE. (Razputin has logged in) (Oleander has logged in) (Butcher has logged in) (Fake father has logged in) (Bunny has logged in) Raz: omg what, my house, cool! Oleander: WTF, CHARACTER RESET BULLSHAT. Bunny: lols, bunbunbun Oleander: omg, must pk bunny Raz: hey wate up dood Oleander: WTF GIANT CIRCUS Oleander: AWEXOME Raz: hey wait no Oleander: omg grinder spawning gay bunnies omfg omfg Raz: hey i'll save you little oly Oleander: OMFG ZONE!! OMG OMG LINKS Raz: chain blast +1 Oleander: omg cool, lets go bunbun. Raz: hey wait, why don't you just fly to the top of the tent Oleander: shup i need levels Raz: f u freakin crazy kid Oleander: lols lets rock buns Oleander: OMFG OMFG, DOOD, UNFAIR, MORE BUNNIES WTF Raz: im coming dude! Oleander: omg thanks d00d Oleander: lets go buns Raz: AAAGH Oleander: f this this is ridiculous Oleander: i swear one more link and i'm logging out. Raz: i save you oly Oleander: OMG DEAD Oleander has deleveled Oleander: THIS IS BULL!!! THIS IS COMPLETE BULL Raz: oh shoot bunnies Raz: zone Oleander: f dis i'm going to spawn crystal Raz: wait i called healer Oleander: no Raz: OMFG NO WAY, NOOO *restart* Oleander: ok im gonna do this right Oleander: buns cast protect plz? Oleander: stupid bunny omfg Oleander: lets go anyway Raz: AAGH Oleander: aaah bunnies, omfg, this is ridiculous, im outta here Raz: hooray Oleander: omg tunnel of love, best map ever Raz: wha Oleander: lets rock buns. Raz: grrr you annoying hyperactive little kids Raz: there should be age limit on this game Oleander: OMFG, BUNNY Oleander: OMG OMG NOTORIOUS MONSTER OMG AAAAAAAAAAAH Raz: dood no, its ok, the bunnies are sake Oleander: NO, BUTCHER SPAWN Raz: OH **** Butcher: WHAT UP BUNNIES Raz: stop typing in all caps Butcher: NO WAY DOOD Raz: ow, cleavers Raz: ow broken arm Butcher: ow my face Butcher: BRB BURGERS, GONNA ZONE YOU TO BIG TOP Raz: OMFG BULL, LET ME KILL YOU FakeDad: lols, d00d awex0me Raz: OMFG, I HATE YOU FakeDad: lol how i throw pins? FakeDad: hay y cant i swim FakeDad: lols u cant either Raz: no dont turn water on dad FakeDad: lols, here comes da flood Raz: this is gay **** i'm gonna log FakeDad: no lols, lets pvp Raz: fine then i log FakeDad: lol, climb furst Raz: omfg this is gay FakeDad: shut up i higher lvl Raz: did you buy your character FakeDad: yea Raz: omg. Raz: hay i made it FakeDad: shup Raz: lol i did it! victory dance time Raz: /dance FakeDad: shup ch33ter, u hax Raz: no FakeDad: yeah Raz: no FakeDad: yeah Raz: no FakeDad: yeah Raz: no FakeDad: yeah Raz: no FakeDad: whatever im out Raz: oh noooo Butcher: lol, back FakeDad: awes0me lets party Butcher: ok lets rock dood Raz: i hit you with pin Butcher: F IT STOP THROWING PINS N00b FakeDad: no i like playin catch Butcher: grrr omg, meat grinder (RealDad has logged in) RealDad: TOOK ME THREE HOURS TO LOG IN, SERVERS ARE **** EFFING MAINTENANCE RealDad: oh hey son let me get this guy FakeDad: aaaaaagh n00b, U HAX, U ALL HAX, GARRRRR Raz: thanks dad! RealDad: alright lets change servers dude ButcherFakeDad: I DONT THINK SO RealDad: omg, theyre definitely hacking Raz: effing server errors ButcherFakeDad: lol hold on (ButcherFakeDad has changed name to Dadmonster) RealDad: raz, im gonna give all my stat points to you Raz: AWESOME Raz: omg i on fire Dadmonster: RIFK, myg0t OWNZ U Raz: shut it Dadmonster: omfg, we have been killed Dadmonster: DELEVEL?!?! BULL WE HAD BUFF Dadmonster: WE HAD FREAKING BUFFFffff..... (Dadmonster has logged out) RealDad: lets rock Raz: why are we running backwards RealDad: idunno Raz: omg, sleep spell, omg, cheating RealDad: hey raz wake up! Raz: oh man bunnies Raz: effing bunnies OMFG Bunny: hey i didn't get to type one thing Bunny: this whole time Oleander: hay thanks for making them stop pvping Raz: k RealDad: arite server switch Raz: bye oly Oleander: bunny, let's go eat some spam Raz: but spam is made from like, every animal, and its toenails, intestines, and nasty stuff Oleander: but not bunnies RealDad: ok lets just server switch alright? Raz: fine (Raz has logged out) (RealDad has logged out) (Oleander has logged out) Bunny: finally, a world all my own OMG SERVER CRASH (Bunny has been disconnected) ...Wow. I feel like I lost some IQ points typing that. However, you have witnessed the l33t circus...because I was bored. Enjoy or hate. The difference is OH SO LITTLE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Oleander: lols lets rock buns ...words cannot describe the pure, unbridled emotion in this. KingCheez > God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 Well, I'm insane. This is what I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 You should do it more often. And besides... Isn't this the place where insane people go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho-Cadet Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Definatly insane. Yep yep. Still, you have to wonder if perhapes in some paranormal, other world where evil noobs are born, if that could atchually have happened. o.o ( alien music) Creepy...YAY BUN BUNS!! ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Oleander: bunny, let's go eat some spam Raz: but spam is made from like, every animal, and its toenails, intestines, and nasty stuff Oleander: but not bunnies My god. This counts as fanfiction, you know. If Zets doesn't do something with this...then... Aw, geez. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 To be honest, I did this in like, 10 minutes, because I wanted to do something now that I had built my brain. I think it's time to take other climactic moments and make them very, very stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 To be honest, I did this in like, 10 minutes, because I wanted to do something now that I had built my brain. I think it's time to take other climactic moments and make them very, very stupid. That sounds like a fantastic idea. I loved this thing--it made me cry laughing. Or maybe I cried because it was SO BAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I loved this thing--it made me cry laughing. Or maybe I cried because it was SO BAD. Oooh, contradictory. I liked it. it was a nice deviation from the shredded remains of the "norm", here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Poor the norm. So... not here anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Tell me about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 One other thing. RealDad is incredibly hip in this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Tell me about it. Dude. I just did. You need to pay attention. LOLZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Oh noes!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Hahaha. WTF???!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I just don't know anymore. I think it's time to take other climactic moments and make them very, very stupid. Go right ahead. We're not going anywhere... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 I'm gonna eat some spam, and be right back with - n00b Tumbler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 I'm gonna eat some spam, and be right back with - n00b Tumbler. SWEET. I can't wait, Spammy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Don't forget to use a napkin. I mean, spam can be kinda messy, you know? And it stains really bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Spam tastes funky. In a bad way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
90SK Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Ugh, I know. It's better on toast, but only by a little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Ew. What is Spam made of, anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 "Raz: but spam is made from like, every animal, and its toenails, intestines, and nasty stuff" spiced ham, pork, stuff like dat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Squid Posted September 17, 2005 Share Posted September 17, 2005 Aw man. Everyone is sigging me! I feel... happy. For the first time in years... *tears of joy!* Spam is friggin' nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingCheez Posted September 17, 2005 Author Share Posted September 17, 2005 dont argue with the spam. Anyway, here comes THE PROLOGUE: the n00b tumbler. (Sasha has logged in) (Raz has logged in) Sasha: Hello Raz Please Enter Brain Tumbler Raz: stop typing like that Sasha: Please, Step Into the Brain Tumbler. Raz: fine (Raz has changed areas) Sasha: finally, now to shut this piece of junk off and get him out of my way Sasha: 3 pvp points Raz: WHAT THE HELL!? NO LEAVE IT ON Sasha: fine Raz: hay its my house Raz: hey mom wheres dinner Raz: wait, wheres my mom Raz: aaagh im stuck in a giant white thing Sasha: cool Raz: no let me out Raz: omg i punch you, wall. Raz: hey it opend Sasha: i was right Raz: what Raz: hey its a bunny (Oleander has logged in) Oleander: BUNBUNBUN (Oleander has been disconnected) Raz: wtf Sasha: i am getting interference Raz: hax. Raz: omg cool lets go buns ([cens0rz]aardvark has logged in) Raz: hey i created you, i command you to stop Raz: gay shield [cens0rz]aardvark: lols i hit you Raz: STOP TEAMKILLING Raz: NO TKING (Raz has been punished for team-killing Aardvark) Raz: ouch no health Raz: hey, tower Raz: wait i think i missed the lungfish Raz: hey cool, i levitate now (Loboto1168 has logged in) (DogenToTheM4x has logged in) Loboto1168: heyyy dogen Loboto1168: hows it hangin DogenToTheM4x: why r u looting my brain Loboto1168: listen i deleveled, got looted by noobs, you understand DogenToTheM4x: but you have good armor now still Loboto1168: shut up DogenToTheM4x: OMG BRAIN ACHOO (DogenToTheM4x has been cursed.) DogenToTheM4x: I GET YOU BACK FOR THIS Raz: i save you dogen Raz: wait, how'd I get in the window Raz: better go down the garbage world (BrainTank has logged in) BrainTank: AWRIIIGHT! LET'S DO THIS PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRAINTANK Raz: it's leroy jenkins all over again BrainTank: LETS RAWK Raz: wtf BrainTank: ow, hit ow ow BrainTank: STOP KNOCKING ME OVER BrainTank: I CALL ADMIN (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) Raz: STFU BrainTank: arite u hax, i kill u now BrainTank: haha brain laser Raz: ow BrainTank: WTF U KILL ME BrainTank: IM LEVEL 90, UR LEVEL 10 BrainTank: U HAX, I REPORT (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) (BrainTank has called for an administrator.) Raz: wtf Sasha: hey raz, time for burgers, brb (Raz has changed areas) Raz: hey wait Raz: dang, i wanted a big mac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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