cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Everyone would believe my greatness. Because I would tell them so. I would each and everyone person of high social standing that I am, indeed, not a ghost but a goddess and I demand tribute. Oh, and that a certain purple squid gets a lot of money as psychic, invisible Man of the Government/Mr. Fantastic. Or ELSE my wrath shall reign down upon them. I'd also animate Peeps so they looked like they were taking revenge on those who ate them.
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 But then no-one would belive your great ness, if you were invisible. People would think you were a ghost, and you would just end up scaring the crap out of people. I'd be the stretchiest, coolest, sideburniest ghost EVA. And I was listening to some EVP the other day, and the ghosts were saying crap. Sarcastic crap. Like a group of people were arguing over a tape and what a ghost said, and they recorded "It said ARTHUR." And another ghost said "Aw, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-" And a guy was in a room and he said "Who's there?" and the ghost said "Not me! :D" I came to the conclusion that ghosts don't mind being dead. There was also a "Please, you don't have to worry about me," ghost, and a "They're lighting up the cemetery!" ghost, but whatever. *isn't a ghost nerd*
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Ghosts are like airplane sandwiches. They sit in a plasitc wrapper for so long so that when some one picks it, is tastes horible.
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Some of my best friends are ghosts. We have many a late-night discussion.
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Are you sure they're ghosts? Other wise you have imaginary friends. WHO TALK BACK. (Dun-dun-dun!)
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Mr. Fantastic has plenty of friends. Like... Paperwork. And... Bank Account. But I want imaginary friends.
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 I can divide up my friends into three categories: Inanimate, Animate and Human.
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Animate? Like a talking voo-doo doll? Or a pet. (I like the first better.)
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Animate like cartoons! I have tons of those.
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Animate? Like a talking voo-doo doll? Or a pet. (I like the first better.) Both. BOTH.
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Not exactly pet talking voodoo dolls. More like talking pet voodoo dolls or voodoo doll talking pets. I also agree with Miss Purple Squid. Animate like cartoons times 2.
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Ah. I now understand. In a cloud sort of way.
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Mortals are not meant to understand, only to serve.
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Dang. Were off topic. Anyone got an on-topic idea?
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Dang. Were off topic. Anyone got an on-topic idea? Home-made glitches.
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Home-made glitches. Does that mean when I threw my controller against the PS2 in frustration, and the game froze and started buzzing; is that a home-made glitch?
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Home-made glitches. Does that mean when I threw my controller against the PS2 in frustration, and the game froze and started buzzing; is that a home-made glitch? Yes. A home made glitch is when you turn the console off and blame it on the game. Or losing a fight and blaming it on the joy-stick.
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 A home made glitch would mean a glitch that you put into the game. Sounds like hacking to me. And I sure don't want to hack Tim's little bundle of joy.
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Oh. I am the Queen of Home-made Glitches, then. Or at least a Princess.
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 A home made glitch would mean a glitch that you put into the game. Sounds like hacking to me. And I sure don't want to hack Tim's little bundle of joy. D00d. I made it up. A home-made glitch is when you set the console on fire.
Gruducuuz Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Some one call the G-men! Weve got a hacker on our hands! WEE WHOO WEE WHOO!
Purple Squid Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Some one call the G-men! Weve got a hacker on our hands! WEE WHOO WEE WHOO! You'll never catch me alive-- Ohhh, yeah... zombie. I forgot. Damn!
cara Posted October 23, 2005 Posted October 23, 2005 Zombies are such a nuisance sometimes. You think death would be a barrier for somet things, but no, zombies are out to prove us all wrong.
Klia Posted October 23, 2005 Author Posted October 23, 2005 Zombies are such a nuisance sometimes. You think death would be a barrier for somet things, but no, zombies are out to prove us all wrong. Zombies are awesome. However one form of them (mummies) are not. Most zombies can be classified into three categories Parasitic Scientific Magirific. I just wanted the last one to rhyme.
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