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thank you.

 

Oleander-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SOLD MR. BUN?!?!

Sasha- I had too, he was pooing in my bed.

Oleander- I HATE YOU SASHA!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!!!

Ashton Kutucher pops out.

Ashton-Oh dude, you totally just got punk'd.

Oleander-OMG dude, heeheehee. Give me my rabbit right now you son of a.

Ashton-He's in the trailer.

Oleander-Sweet! Mr. Bun!!!

Oleander runs in the trailer. Sasha and Ashton have some small talk.

Sasha-So, Ashton. We cool now?

Ashton-Yeah, I guess. Too bad about Milla.

Sasha-What?

Ashton-I got a call before I came out the Milla got in a wreck.

Sasha-OMG. ~Sasha starts balling~

Ashton-DUDE. YOU JUST GOT PUNK'D!

Sasha is red with fury. he pulls out a switchblade, and grabs Ashton by the shirt.

Sasha- Don't mess mith me, boy.

Ashton-Yes sir.

Sasha dropps Ashton, but has stuck a timebomb in Ashton't trucker hat.

Sasha is secluded from all others

Sasha-Mwahaha. now Demi shall be mine. MWAHAHA!

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Oh, I got one.

 

Sasha: *playing with two dolls that look suspisously like Sasha and Milla*

 

Sasha doll: Milla, come away with me.

Milla doll: Oh, yes. I love you kiss me.

 

 

Milla:*walks in* Hey, Sa-WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!?

Sasha: *throws dolls away* nothing.

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