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Boy will he have a splitting headache when he realizes his gun is backwards. If he can bring himself to kill his brother and his newborn baby, that is. Gun lovin', baby!

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Ted's baby boy was quite... quiet. But when it went off and shot him in the foot this thought went through his mind...

 

NOT. WEARING. PANTS.

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ANYBODY CAN PARANOIDISH SO DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE NEW AREN'T YOU?

IF SO I'M YOUR MAN FOR ANSWERS!

RAY: BUT HE'S USELESS OTHERWISE. OH AND UH I'LL TAKE A DOUBLE HARD SHELL TACO SQUID

ME: I AM NOT USELESS!!!!!!!

RAY: WHATEVER YOU GOT WIT DAT THEORIE YOU PIECE O' CRAP

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THEY GOT FREDDY POOR FREDDY HE WAS SUCH A GOOD ASSASSIN

NOW FOR MY CAPTION

 

 

"I WONDER HOW THIS PIECE OF CRAP WORKS O WAIT IT DOESN'T IT'S FAKE" OTHER ASSASSIN "WE TOLD YOU DON'T BROADCAST THAT FACT THEY LOOK REAL" BACK TO 1ST GMAN "I'M TIRED OF THIS I SWEAR!" 2ND ASSASSIN " JUST SHUT UP AND START TALKIN' LIKE A ASSASSIN" 1ST " OKAY I LIKE TO SHOOT PEOPLE, MY GUN IS CLEAN " 2ND " GOOD BOY" 1ST "I LIKE TO SHOOT PEOPLE SO DIE" SHOOTS 2ND GMAN AND RAINBOW SQUIRTS 1ST " YES NEW HIGH SCORE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Oh dear god...my eyes...MY EYES!

 

*sits in the corner and rocks back and forth, weeping silently*

 

OOH I FEEL YOUR PAIN TRUST ME I'M HERE FOR YOU FOR I HAVE BEEN PAINED, MENTALLY SCARRED, AND MENTALLY TROUBLED FOR LIFE YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?

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