Caption Game 2

[alliespixie]

raz: oh sh*t (the bull just noticed that the drug raz gave him was pamprin).

[DarthAve]

Raz- Did I leave the curling iron on? Crap, I did. ~shame~

[alliespixie]

( your a bad boy raz)

[DarthAve]

Raz-Are you scolding me, or coming on to me, Alliespixie?

[alliespixie]

( so wrong)

[DarthAve]

(yet, so right)

[alliespixie]

( yew, i was just telling raz he was bad)

[DarthAve]

(yet it's still so scandelous.)

[alliespixie]

( i am so keeping my mouth shut)

[DarthAve]

(watch out, here comes the papperazi with cameras)

[alliespixie]

(i turn invisible)

[DarthAve]

(She went that way. ~photographers scurry off~ They're gone now.)

[alliespixie]

( thank god, they have been trying to get me for weeks)

[DarthAve]

(they're like assassins, they are.)

[alliespixie]

( i knew i shouldn't have stole agent nein's sun glasses)

[DarthAve]

(oh crap, here comes Donald Trump!)

[alliespixie]

( sh*t*i turn invisoble again*)

[DarthAve]

(Go fetch the money Trump (bark!) He's gone now too. It feels good to help someone.)

[alliespixie]

(i have to get out of here)

[DarthAve]

(Hop into my pocket. Nobody ever looks there.)

[alliespixie]

( that has to be one big pocket put okay. i found a piece of gum down in here)

[DarthAve]

(You can have it. I don't like gum. I think it's juicy fruit.)

[alliespixie]

(yeah. i start blowing bubbles.)

[DarthAve]

(Don't ruin these pants. They're inflatable for flight.)

[alliespixie]

(oops)