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Hi, I'm Daft InSidious, ex-Jedi Master, ex-Dark Lord of the Sith, Daft Lord (very silly force user :xp:),completely insane egyptologist, and Grand Vizier of the Supreme Empire of the Glorious Emperor StarMark the First, positions accepted, apply within. Enjoy yourself, and ignore ED's threats, the most he's likely to do to you is throw a "Dr. McCoy" on ya... :xp:

 

@ED: Depends how you use the Death Field, I suppose....

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cmon, the MASTER pWNZ the Doctor any ole day/dimension :p

 

The Master is a loser. Does the Master have a Sonic Screwdriver? Does the Master have a TARDIS that is stuck as a police phone booth? Does the Master have the incredibly hot Rose Tyler (or Jo Grant or Nyssa or Peri Brown, depending on what time frame you're looking at)? The Master is a Doctor wannabe:p!

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My Empire will last forever. I'm immortal. (a.k.a. if my body dies, my spirit will possess people, just like Palpatine.)

 

And if The Master threatens my power, I'll create a humungous Force Storm wherever The Master is, and if need be, a physical manifestation of the Dark Side or a though bomb. Nothing will survive that.

 

And if you meddle with the affairs of my Empire, I'll do the same to you. Don't take this the wrong way, though; I'll only obliderate The Time Lords if they get in my way.

The Daleks already obliterated the Time Lords. Well, I did, but I had to in order to save the universe from complete destruction.

The Master never threatens your power. He will materialize in his TARDIS in your flag ship's docking bay and demand to see you. He will then offer to help you destroy your enemies in exchange for your help destroying me. What you won't know is that he will want to take over your empire and destroy everything. I will be sent to your ship by the Time Lords (unknowingly, of course), and stop the Master. You will try to kill us both, and we will be forced to destroy your empire.

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