SithLordStriker Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 834) When you start a thread called: Sith Lords: You know you have it bad when... Just joking!
PoiuyWired Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 835) ... you made your girlfriend wear a heavy veil over her eyes 24/7. 836) ... and you wonder if she can see in the force yet. 837) ... so you can ask her to remove her eyeballs. A bit overdone, what you get after reading kotor comics.
Darth Manus Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 838) You watch Chobits and wonder how HK-47 would look if he was turned into one. 839) You wish Revan and HK made cameos in every anime or movie you watch. 840) You repeat HK's lines when he's furious about the HK series droids every time you get pissed. 841) You say "You're a very harsh master. I like you" to your girlfriend. 842) You develop an obsession with girls wearing veils. 843) You turn your room into a replica of the Trayus Core or the Ebon Hawk. 843) You write tentacle hentai involving Mission's head-tails.
igyman Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 844) You go to plastic surgery because you want your face to look like the face of your character from the game (the question is which part of the game, K1 or TSL).
PoiuyWired Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 846) You did 841 and your girlfriend is really happy! o.o 847) Mandalorian supersoaker, nuff said. PS: I move the number up one cause there is two 843s.
PoiuyWired Posted June 4, 2006 Posted June 4, 2006 849) You would think 844(the second 843) is correct, since a Twi'lek's Head-Tentacles plays quite a part in their mating/erotic activities. 850) You would also prefer to call them Lekkus, since your Twi'lek girlfriend (cough) would definitely consider calling them Head-Tentacles extremely rude, akin to calling a female with the "C" word.
JediMaster12 Posted June 4, 2006 Posted June 4, 2006 851) You teach yourself to right backwards (mirror image) and write your insane plots in this manner 852) You are pleased that no one can read your plots and call it a new form of code
igyman Posted June 4, 2006 Posted June 4, 2006 You mean write backwards! 853) You wonder why there's no subtitle when you talk to people in real life.
PoiuyWired Posted June 5, 2006 Posted June 5, 2006 854) You carry cardboards around to make your own Subtitles, coyote style! 855) Like the PC, you decide to make no voice as you speak. 856) You insanely count the number of toes for any "Yoda look-alikes"
JediMaster12 Posted June 5, 2006 Posted June 5, 2006 857) Take 851 and write your diddies in the same manner
PoiuyWired Posted June 6, 2006 Posted June 6, 2006 858) You made an LJ for one of your PCs. 859) ... or for EACH of your PCs.
igyman Posted June 6, 2006 Posted June 6, 2006 (some more genetic experimenting) 860) You try to cross-breed women and octopii, hoping to produce a Twi'Lek dancing girl.
PoiuyWired Posted June 7, 2006 Posted June 7, 2006 I would so watch the mating ritual in action! :3 But yeah at best you would make one of those Pol Koon species(forgot what they call). 861) You ever dreamt of flying lightsabers chasing after you after playing kotor2.
igyman Posted June 7, 2006 Posted June 7, 2006 862) You start making a story for your own brand new Star Wars comic book.
PoiuyWired Posted June 7, 2006 Posted June 7, 2006 Done that ... kinda/// 863) You made a website and pose yourself as a "good friend of GL" giving out your fanfics as "canon"
JediMaster12 Posted June 7, 2006 Posted June 7, 2006 864) You come up with the insane idea to write a musical on KOTOR I actually did that and am in the process of writing the first scene
igyman Posted June 7, 2006 Posted June 7, 2006 864) You decide to make a horror SF movie called ''Darth Vader vs. Darth Revan''.
JediMaster12 Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 865) You make the horror movie into the the Monster Mash
PoiuyWired Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 867) ROCKY HORROR MALEK SHOW!!! (btw is that the title of your would be musical?) PS: I skip a number since there is two 864s.
igyman Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 868) You make the movie and, surprisingly, the viewers like it. (Then you get sued by George Lucas for copyright violation)
Revan5136 Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 869)When you think of someone you hate you look around for HK-47 to command him to go assassinate him(guilty). 870)You try to think of stuff to get this list to 1000. 871)You wonder when you're going to be told that you're a sith lord that got his memory wiped. 872)When you play both games 50 times or more trying different things each time.
igyman Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 873) You play TSL multiple times hoping to understand Nihilus' language.
JediMaster12 Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 867) ROCKY HORROR MALEK SHOW!!! (btw is that the title of your would be musical?) Actually I was messing around with West Side Story. I already have got the first 'song' worded. 874) People think you are insane for trying to write a musical
igyman Posted June 8, 2006 Posted June 8, 2006 875) People think you are insane when you spend too much time thinking of stuff for this thread. 876) People think you are insane when you develop a detailed storyline for KoTOR 3 and post it on a storyline thread.
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