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umm... I have a cat called Ginsberg. I got it from a tv show, though I cant remember

what show. If anyone knows I would gladly e-mail you a free sample of a local brand

of frozen pizza.. deal? :rolleyes:

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Your cat has to be eaten by Fwerwuqauzzal first. What does that mean anyway? And who's that girl you were talking about? :dozey: No, I wasn't talking to you, but to you. Mostly. *points at the guy with the blurry cat*

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Ray, that isn't a pink slug coming out of his nose. It's Tony Blair's brain!

 

*(Fweazle jumps off of the sofa, eats Ginsberg and a free frozen pizza. He looks disappointed, MEOWs loudly...then hunkers down and eyes Ray.)*

 

Uh-oh. :max: I think I forgot to feed him this morning, and he's gotten huge...

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My dog is hilarious. He's never supposed to get on the furniture, but he always tries...and he's so overly casual about it that it's obvious what he's trying to do. Like, he'll put one paw up on the couch and wait for a little bit...then two. Then wait. Then he'll slowly pick his back paws up off the floor and get on there, then stand around for a bit. Then slowly lay down. He's so predictable, as a matter of fact, that I "voice-overed" the whole thing one time, like I was saying exactly what he was thinking...my timing was perfect.

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*(Fweazle eats Das Mole's dog, couch, an ice cream truck, Ray and a pack of antelope. Now the size of Passaic, NJ, Fweazle advances on the eastern seaboard.)*

 

We have no chance. :max:

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:assult:

Only Wally can save us now!

 

 

Hmmm...

 

But then again, it's very possible that the cure could be worse than the disease...

 

I think I'll take my chances... I do buy my cat food in bulk at the wholesale club, so I always have plenty on hand...

 

Should buy me some time...

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