Guest Rogue 9 Posted February 25, 2001 Posted February 25, 2001 Zoom, is Wally a Democrat from Missouri ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight "So long and thanks for the fish" - HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy - I liked that book.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 25, 2001 Posted February 25, 2001 I think we should all just consider ourselves hostage to the constant but underrated danger posed by objects (meteors, airplanes, pianos, etc.) falling from the sky without warning.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 25, 2001 Posted February 25, 2001 I have just finished some major experimentation, and would like to share the results with the forum. When you inject sheep with caffeine, then subject them to electric shocks, air horns and strobe lights, the bleating sound they normally make begins to sound like a dolphin's chatter. Wally is currently attending a ping-pong tournament at the bottom of the ocean and is unavailable for comment. ------------------ 'It takes forty-seven muscles to frown...but only two to pull the trigger.'
milkshake Posted February 25, 2001 Posted February 25, 2001 How do you play Ping pong underwater? ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk 'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 26, 2001 Posted February 26, 2001 Wally says that the balls are filled with a combination of seawater and gasoline for the proper buoyancy. Paddles don't work, so the combatants are armed with claw hammers. Wally also says that there are many bizarre and outlandish things going on at the bottom of the ocean that 'air-breathers' like us can only imagine about.
TheRogue 3000 Posted February 26, 2001 Posted February 26, 2001 I have a question. What does Wally breathe when in space? ------------------ Official Forum Lord of Salmon and Emmisary of Goats To save time, let's just say I know everything.
JR2000Z Posted February 26, 2001 Posted February 26, 2001 Helium from the sun of course! Thats what makes him squeak!
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 26, 2001 Posted February 26, 2001 Wally breathes...dolphin gas!!! Here, have a snort--!
milkshake Posted February 26, 2001 Posted February 26, 2001 I'll have some of that /me takes a sniff. /me passes out. ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk 'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.
Admiral Odin Posted February 26, 2001 Posted February 26, 2001 Jumps up and down on Milky limp body ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
milkshake Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 /me vomits over idiot stamoing on me. ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk 'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.
Admiral Odin Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 damn it milky those are my favorite boots. Makes Milky drink what he threw up. Then goes off and cleans boots far away from milky. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Darth Sceltor Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 How can Wally be a Democrat from Missouri? I'm a <s>Communist</s> <s>Progressive Element</s> person from Missouri and I've never seen him!
milkshake Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 Right then! Who wants to join my angry mob to kill Sceltor the communist (Sceltor need not apply) ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk 'Now, if I could just say a few words, I'd be a better public speaker.
Guest Plasmo Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 I'm a fascist myself. Long live dictatorship!!
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 I'm a samurai. My social philosophies are sharp and incisive. [This message has been edited by Zoom Rabbit (edited February 27, 2001).]
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 Bah! Could someone help me, and tell me (the clueless one) why my favorite smilie won't work? Or is it just on my (also clueless) computer that it won't work?
Admiral Odin Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 I think it isn't working becuase your comp doesn't like you. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Poor Bastard Posted February 27, 2001 Posted February 27, 2001 Originally posted by milkshake: Who wants to join my angry mob to kill Sceltor I would die a happy man if I made Sceltor die a slow, painfull death. ------------------ The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
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