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Zoom, is Wally a Democrat from Missouri

 

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"So long and thanks for the fish" - HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy - I liked that book.

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I think we should all just consider ourselves hostage to the constant but underrated danger posed by objects (meteors, airplanes, pianos, etc.) falling from the sky without warning.

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I have just finished some major experimentation, and would like to share the results with the forum.

 

When you inject sheep with caffeine, then subject them to electric shocks, air horns and strobe lights, the bleating sound they normally make begins to sound like a dolphin's chatter.

 

Wally is currently attending a ping-pong tournament at the bottom of the ocean and is unavailable for comment. wink.gif

 

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'It takes forty-seven muscles to frown...but only two to pull the trigger.'

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Wally says that the balls are filled with a combination of seawater and gasoline for the proper buoyancy. Paddles don't work, so the combatants are armed with claw hammers.

 

Wally also says that there are many bizarre and outlandish things going on at the bottom of the ocean that 'air-breathers' like us can only imagine about.

 

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I'm a samurai. My social philosophies are sharp and incisive. As-one.gif

 

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[This message has been edited by Zoom Rabbit (edited February 27, 2001).]

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Bah!

 

Could someone help me, and tell me (the clueless one) why my favorite smilie won't work? rolleyes.gif

 

Or is it just on my (also clueless) computer that it won't work?

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