Nute Gunray Posted March 25, 2001 Posted March 25, 2001 Out of all the possible things to be killed with, a gun is least likely. You're more likely to be murdered with a screwdriver than anything else.
milkshake Posted March 25, 2001 Posted March 25, 2001 Or a fork. ------------------ Self proclaimed Forum 90's Dude milkshake@milkshake.co.uk Children in front seats cause accidents, accidents in front seats cause children
Flying Beastie Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 <small>Woohoo, I got here first!</small> <FONT SIZE = "5">SPOOOOOOON!!!</FONT> I also dislike guns. I feel the same way about guns that Col. Treize feels about Mobile Dolls. I don't appreciate killing, but if you have to kill someone, you should do them the honour of looking them in the eye first. Guns make things too easy (and yes, I realize how much training is required to use a gun properly, thay's not what I mean). If you're not prepared to look into someone's face and see the life ebbing from them, then you have no right to hold a weapon. ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." [This message has been edited by Flying Beastie (edited March 25, 2001).]
Guest Conor Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 I like guns. I've never fired a handgun yet, but there is a shooting range in West Edmonton Mall that I want to go to and shoot all kinds of them. Of course, I like swords more. This summer I've probably going to get some big-ass claymore or something to hang on my wall. What can I say? Weapons rock.
Admiral Odin Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 I have an early claymore. At the moment I am the prode owner of 6 swords all of the beauties. Soon I might by a spiked flail or a roman gladius. Not sure which one though. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 Originally posted by Conor: What can I say? Weapons rock. da, I agree with you Comrade
Taarkin Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 I've had a syringe stuck to my neck when I was mugged once. ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic
Nute Gunray Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 if i was going to kill someone, i'd probably wind up doing it with my keys...how peculiar the key to my car is REALLY LONG AND POINTY...RIGHT IN THE NECK.
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 The Car is a very common weapon, so by extension so are Car keys.
K_Kinnison Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 how about killing a person.. lets say Americas Vice President **** Cheaney... with a car horn
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 heh, some of us are republicans here let's not tstart with the political debates ------------------ Leader of 3 Flight IAN_CDT_Rogue9, RA_Rogue9
Nute Gunray Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 I don't see that as a "political" thing at all. A famous man with a heart problem being startled and that possibly leading to his demise is amusing in a twisted sort of way. ps, i VOTED for him
Guest Rogue 9 Posted March 26, 2001 Posted March 26, 2001 jus' towing the party line, maybe trawling for converts ------------------ "The truest measure of a society is how it treats it's Elderly, It's Pets and It's Prisoners."
Guest Fondas Posted March 27, 2001 Posted March 27, 2001 Yes, I've been almost shot once ! While I was in the Army, I was serving as a lieutenant. During a shooting drill, I was the training officer. One of the newbies suddenly turned his riffle towards me ,shouting "it jammed !" My reflexes worked quite well as I moved my head rapidly to the left, just as the jammed riffle fired ! The bullet passed a few inches past my ear ! ------------------ "No matter how pretty the bait, a hook is still a hook !" TZG+7
K_Kinnison Posted March 27, 2001 Posted March 27, 2001 Originally posted by Fondas: Yes, I've been almost shot once ! While I was in the Army, I was serving as a lieutenant. During a shooting drill, I was the training officer. One of the newbies suddenly turned his riffle towards me ,shouting "it jammed !" My reflexes worked quite well as I moved my head rapidly to the left, just as the jammed riffle fired ! would have hated to have been the Trainee doing the carpet dance while you ripped him a new cornshoot
Poor Bastard Posted March 27, 2001 Posted March 27, 2001 My dad took me to a shooting range for the first time when I was 11... Shooting is good fun! ------------------ "Face down on the floor, both of you right now! The first person who comes out this *BEEP*ing door gets a, gets a LEAD SALAD!"
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