Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 That's it! I'm killing all the pear trees! The lovely mountain hamlet of Medford, Oregon, location of the infamous Rabbit Hole , is one of the world's leading producers of pears. The city is surrounded by orchards, and there are vast tracts of warehouses and packing facilities that deal primarily with moving the fruit. In fact, the industry is so important to the local economy that there is an annual Pear Blossom Festival the day before Easter, with a parade. There is no parade on the Fourth of July, or Veteran's Day, or anything except the Pear Blossom Parade. It is the one parade that bears the expression of all our civic 'pride,' and the highschool band kids practice ALL YEAR just for this one opportunity to be in a parade. Needless, to say, it is our biggest civic event of the whole year. It also takes place thirty feet outside my bedroom window. Now, Zoom is a dinner cook at a local restaurant...closing shifts can go anywhere up to two in the morning, so I keep my normal hours in the 'night owl' category. Bedtime for me is usually five o'clock in the morning. The Pear Blossom Parade (which is conveniently formed up on the street directly in front of my house) starts getting noisy around eight am or so, with marching bands at nine... So, no more pears. I'm sorry, but I've decided to cut down all the pear trees tonight after work with my samurai sword, and there just won't be any more. No pears, no pear festival, and no f**king parade, either! All gone. See ya. And then I can sleep in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 What does this have to do with oranges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 You can't compare apples to oranges, but since you can compare apples to pears, well-- *FZAP!* <font size=1>CPU offline: reboot/protocol/inactive</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 waits for the thread to get hijacked or die. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 Uhm...die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 hijacks thread in new and strange way - everyone list strangest ways in which threads have beeen hijacked not just on here but elsewhere as well ------------------ iM. diSleXIc. sO. pLeaSE. tRanSlaTe. AnY oF tHe mmistypes/SpElLinGs jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 I also hijacked myself once! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 Talk to your self. intresting topics can come up here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted April 15, 2001 Share Posted April 15, 2001 Boring.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 I DEMAND THIS THREAD BE FLOWN TO MAURITANA OR I WILL KILL FIVE HOSTAGES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 I wish I had some hostages... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 Take Nute's then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 Nute wouldn't like that, hijack a plane if you want hostages. a brithish plane with Duke on it would be perfect then you can execute him as an example. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Zaarin Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 I am one of the very few people to have had their threads hijacked by their own alter ego.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 Moby and I have begun to kill hostages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 see i hijacked the thread and then they hijacked it off me!!!! i told u it would be a new and strange way ------------------ iM. diSleXIc. sO. pLeaSE. tRanSlaTe. AnY oF tHe mmistypes/SpElLinGs jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 Hostages, eh? I'll show you pups how to take hostages... *(Beams a nuclear warhead out of its silo in the United States, holds it suspended by tractor beam a thousand meters over downtown Beijing. Hacks warhead's coding with advanced optronic solid configuration computer technology and enables firing sequence with new protocols.)* Consider yourselves all my hostages. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!! <font size=1>Vive la resistance.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 *Presses button and the entire city blows up as well as Zoom's new missile* Making and watching things blow up is cool. *Expects someone to say he is a mental which he is* ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 *Shoots Commander with the Bean Burrito Cannon* Prepare to feel the wrath of my Burrito Fart! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 weren't you just defending china a while back zoom, now your holding a nuke over their capitol city, you got more personalities than a puppet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 *Presses another button button and PT explodes* To many buritos. now your holding a nuke over their capitol city Uhh... What city? If I remeber correctly...I JUST NUKED IT!!! ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 this is one of the stranger threads around. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 *Presses button and Admiral explodes* It just got stranger! ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 *Pushes Button* Nothing Happens... DANG CHEAP CHINESE TECHNOLOGY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander 598 Posted April 16, 2001 Share Posted April 16, 2001 *Presses button and R9 blows up* Thats why I use Japanese and US Technology ------------------ Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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