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*unknown to Nute, Zaarin has possessed many multi-dimensinal technologies for years. his fleet follows Nute's, implodes his pathetic dimension, and travels to a third, as yet unexplored, universe*

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Then the mighty Deac Starkiller uses the force to erase all these idiots from existance, and whadaya know, we've got galactic peace!

Guest Rogue 9
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*Unkown to Zaarin, R9 followed him by hooking on to his ISD. biggrin.gif

 

I'm Still Here. smile.gif

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Ah, but you only erased me from existance in THIS dimension! A few years ago, I created several clones of myself and distributed them across the universes....

 

*a clone uses an inter-dimenensional comm device to order the fleet to come to his aid. he is picked up, and assumes command, and wastes no time in sending several thousand ISDs to neutralize R9 and Deac*

Guest Rogue 9
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I'm still in an Indestructable ship, your research was destroyed in the other dimention. biggrin.gif, now I will reign supreme

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*using some of the quantum-based missiles which were NOT destoryed in the other dimension as a reference point, Zaarin's scientists re-develop the blueprints*

 

*launches 17343433877568^35747 quantum missiles at R9's fighter, surrunding him with billions of weapons which can easily penetrate any quantum armor. the ship explodes in a violent shower of shrapnel*

Guest Rogue 9
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ejects and transports aboard Zaarin's Flagship, sets it to self-destruct, disables escape pods, and steals new TIE Defender, which he disables comm gear in. biggrin.gif

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*at the last second, Zaarin easily deactivates the self-destruct sequence with a hard-coded fractal algorithm. 6000 T/A squadrons are launched after R9 TIE Defender, quickly destroying it*

Guest Rogue 9
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Already in Subspace biggrin.gif

Guest Rogue 9
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uses code he got from Mara biggrin.gif

 

deactivates all of Zaarin's ISD and Reprograms their IFF Transponders. Now R9 is marked friendly and Zaarin is Red biggrin.gif

Guest Rogue 9
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they would have to catch me

Guest Rogue 9
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Accelerates to SideSpace, Mwahahaha Catch me now biggrin.gif

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Ah, to heck with it.

 

*uses the all-powerful magical ring to obilterate everything in all universes at any time, including R9 and himself. now, nothing can or will exist at any time in any universe*

 

<font size=+2>THE END</font>

Guest Rogue 9
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Like your pilots can tell one ImpStar from another in Combat. tongue.gif

Guest Rogue 9
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[Disembodied Voice]*Well you got the crude matter part as yoda would say. but the luminous being part is still around*[/Disembodied Voice] tongue.gif

 

[This message has been edited by Rogue 9 (edited May 01, 2001).]

Guest Borg Collective
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Originally posted by Admiral Zaarin:

and travels to a third, as yet unexplored, universe*

 

We are the Borg.

 

You will be assimilated.

 

 

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Resistance is futile.

Guest Species 8472
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Resistance is Not Futile, We will not be Assimilated

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Watches on this petty little squabbling, while. This is why I survived all of this. I am Admiral Odin, in case you don't know Odin is the King of the Norse Gods, also their god of war, death, poetry, and knowledge. So while you were fighting I just went to my Thrown in Valhalla. If your good I will send my Valkyries to bring your souls to paradise. biggrin.gif

 

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"Dulce bellum inexpertis."

(Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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*(Considers entering this battle for multi-universal domination, briefly consults some ancient tomes of metaphysical nature--including the Zohar and several of the Sanskrit Vedas--then decides otherwise.)*

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Starkiller may ly slain...for now.

 

But then a mysterious voice says....

 

"You gave my the fifth one...."

 

All idiots turn to look, as red cloaked figure with six arms and four sword hurtles towards eart like a bullet. Gilgamesh the avenger is here. He picks up Deac's sword.

 

"Was it you? Then dodge my sword. Eat THIS!" He swipes for the unbeatable Zantetsuken, slicing all the idiots apart. Then, Deac is ressurected by Gilgameshes power.

 

Hah!

 

(Someone plays far too much FF8)

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*as he lies on the ground, barely alive, Zaarin reaches for the small, all-powerful ring in his pocket, and with his last ounce of energy, he eliminates all characters from the Final Fantasy series from history. suddenly, he is alive and well on the bridge of his SSSD, Gilgamesh and the events of the past minutes never having existed*

 

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And what of the Director's Lenses?

 

The logs show they fled the scene in a shuttle. That is all the information we have sir, there is a high probability that the shuttle was destroyed in the battle.

 

A shame.....but we'll buy George Lucas another pair of glasses.

Guest Rogue 9
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then history repeats inself and Zaarin's Ship detonates while he still tries to figure out why those alarms are blaring so loud... smile.gif

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