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Guest Rogue 9

and listening to a distraught Rogue 9 worrying needlessly about the forum not working all morning. frown.gif

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...In walked Nitro with an armload of C4, a hard-on, and a big grin like a kid who just got a dirtbike...

 

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The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day...

 

10 times a day, at LEAST...

 

They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room...

 

-Full Metal Jacket

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

and jabba the hunt came into the story for no apperent reason and...

 

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iM. diSleXIc. sO. pLeaSE. tRanSlaTe. AnY oF tHe mmistypes/SpElLinGs

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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... Nitro straps a pound of C4 to each of the apes and blows them up, shouting "Up yours! Damned animal rights activists!"...

 

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<font size=-9 color=red>This post in no way reflects the actual views and opinions of Nitro or his alternate personalities. It is a ficticious work intended as a comedic vehicle</font>

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So how come you haven't assimilated me yet, stupid bor- what the! Ahhhhh!

 

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I am Deacutus of Borg. Resistance has been and ever shall be.... futile.

 

[Assimilation: May not have not have happened]

[This message has been edited by Deac (edited May 06, 2001).]

 

[This message has been edited by Deac (edited May 06, 2001).]

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Guest Rogue 9

*Starts Shooting @ Monkeys, Rifle blows through them splatering them on the oppistie wall.* smile.gif, dub 'ol useless animals.

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Guest Rogue 9

nutz Cheap Soviet Crap.

 

*Pulls out desert eagle and continues to blow monkeys away.*

 

I Come Prepared biggrin.gif

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