Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 Wally the space dolphin says that he is fed up with trying to reason with hairless monkeys when it comes to relating the religious and secular worldviews, and has this theory as to why it is so difficult to do so: the human brain has two lobes--one half of which is primarily for logical, objective thinking, and the other for more emotional, subjective thoughts--the preference for either of which will lead to a bias in that brain's conceptualization of the world around it, either toward a subjective (religious) interpretation or an objective (secular) one...neither of which is necessarily completely reflective of the world around it to begin with. Uhm... Great, Wally. So do we eat the crackers and pass the wine, or what? <font color=red>Free Tibet!</font> 'Vive la resistance!' ------------------ 'What's up is clearly defined as the opposite of what is down, in this case being the strongest source of local gravity...failing that, in space, what's up is opposite the direction of accelerative G-force--or what I'm targeting with these laser cannon. Die, b*tch!' --Official forum space terrorist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gold leader Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 Gold leader says that Wally the Space Dolphin's brain has 4 lobes: 1 for eating, 1 for sleeping, 1 for mating and 1 for wally wisecracks. GL wonders which one is the biggest. <font color="red">Free Porn!</font> `Vive l'erotique!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 My pink fuzzy elephant 'Poe Poe' says taht wally the space dolphin is a figment of Zoom's imagination and should be ignored by all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K_Kinnison Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 My pink fuzzy elephant 'Poe Poe' says taht wally the space dolphin is a figment of Zoom's imagination and should be ignored by all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 Double post I say wally should be killed, and not bother us anymore. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 Originally posted by Gold leader: <font color="red">Free Porn!</font> `Vive l'erotique!' *Nitro's head expoldes with laughter* ------------------ The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day... 10 times a day, at LEAST... They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room... -Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Tycho Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 LOL... Hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted May 19, 2001 Share Posted May 19, 2001 no the comment that dophins are supposed to make is - "So long and thanks for all the fish" ------------------ Official Forum Newbian jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 20, 2001 Share Posted May 20, 2001 Wally the space dolphin says that Admiral has just revealed himself to command, in fact (as has always been suspected) a tuna fishing fleet--and on a side matter--is probably conceptualizing the world around him with his butt. Hee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 20, 2001 Share Posted May 20, 2001 This is Piracy, That Fleet belongs to ME I WILL NOT STAND BY AND ALLOW IT TO BE STOLEN, prepare to die pirate fiends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 20, 2001 Share Posted May 20, 2001 I have achieved enlightenment by drinking hard liquor and staring at a Pikachu. I then ask the Pikachu my question and wait to the hear the answer I wanted to hear. Sometimes it takes a while and involves lots of drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 20, 2001 Share Posted May 20, 2001 Oooo! I have a question for the Almighty Pikachu! 'Why are Japanese cartoon characters mostly ango-saxon instead of Asiatic?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 20, 2001 Share Posted May 20, 2001 I'd also like to ask how gravity works, but let's deal with the important question first... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flying Beastie Posted May 20, 2001 Share Posted May 20, 2001 Come to think of it, the only asiatic animé character I've seen is Wufei. Even the cartoon Jackie Chan is drawn like a caucasian. Funny Pikachu story: Did'ja ever notice that those doll/bookbag things are pretty darned close to life-size? I was in Ottawa once, with my mom, sitting in traffic during the pm rush-hour (on a school day; grade school had just let out). In the car in front of us, I could see a lady driving, and nothing else. Thing is, there must have been a kid (or several) who were too small for me to see over the headrests. Suddenly <FONT COLOR = "yellow">Pikachu</FONT> pops his head over the backseat headrest, twitches his ears at me, and ducks back down again. ! --my (startled) reaction I happened to be taking a drink of coke at the time, and sprayed most of it onto the dashboard in front of me. Guess you had to be there. ------------------ "Do fish-people eat fish, or would that be like humans eating monkeys?" "Humans do eat monkeys. In fact humans eat other humans. . . Y'know, as a species, we are really quite unpleasant." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 um, I think your right, we would have to have been there. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JR2000Z Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 What did your mom do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 Originally posted by Rogue 9: This is Piracy, That Fleet belongs to ME I WILL NOT STAND BY AND ALLOW IT TO BE STOLEN, prepare to die pirate fiends. "Lock your doors, or your fleet may be GONE IN 60 SECONDS" ------------------ The crazy f*cker was jerking off 10 times a day... 10 times a day, at LEAST... They sent him to the Navy head shrinkers and the crazy bastard starts jerking off in the waiting room... -Full Metal Jacket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 The Pikachu told me that the reason they don't appear to be Asian is the eyes. When the almond shaped eyes are stretched out to that size, they gain a more ovoid shape and make the characters appear more Western. He also cited "marketability" and claimed the animators know the show will end up in the US one day and decided to make the people look American so less people think it's some strange Japanese show, and just a really bad American show. He demanded nude photos of Morgan Freeman and eleven pounds of cabbage. He became beligerent when I refused to do these things and threatened to "pika-pi me up." I assume this is a bad thing, so I threw him in teh closet and closed the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rogue 9 Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 I would suggest Explosives, preferably Nuclear, Conventional might do the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 21, 2001 Share Posted May 21, 2001 The Pikachu now claims that gravity isn't exactly as we think it is He says what we CLAIM is gravity is "our own fat asses" are pulling the earth up to them. He also expresses a desire to eat hand lotion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted May 23, 2001 Share Posted May 23, 2001 Well, it's always been a theory of mine that we were tethered to the ground by invisible rubber bands, studiously re-tied each time we took a step by tiny elves. Every time I try to see the elves, of course, they duck back behind where I can't see 'em... So now I'm getting bug spary and trying that. If I find dead elves and start floating around like an astronaut, I'll report back with my findings. Offer the Pikachu fingernail polish remover. He'll 'get off' on it and tart making all sorts of crazy stuff happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nute Gunray Posted May 23, 2001 Share Posted May 23, 2001 I think I saw one of those little elves. I've been told they're everywhere and exist in all forms of machinery. For example, specially trained elves live in the radio and accurately reproduce all music. And there are dozens of elves that operate cars. Anyhow, once I heard this noise and I turned around REALLY FAST and I briefly saw a little green man with a pointy blue hat disappear behind a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zargon Posted May 25, 2001 Share Posted May 25, 2001 pssssssssss that was me anyways, Nutonious, head over to AS and do some ranks, I tire of it for now, and they are PISSING me off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Odin Posted May 25, 2001 Share Posted May 25, 2001 I have seen Hobbits, they tell all the small info. that I know. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zoom Rabbit Posted June 1, 2001 Share Posted June 1, 2001 Nute, have you considered introducing your possessed Pikachu to Evil Mr. Potatohead? Mr. Potatohead, as everyone knows, is the most powerful of occult toys--even more so than a Ouija board! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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