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Guess what, gang? Jabba has attained the exalted .6K post mark here at XWA. smile.gif No longer a newbie, he is the recipient of this Big Guy Mask:

 

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The barbarian monkey is the official perk. biggrin.gif He's housetrained (sorta) but still grabs people from behind if they aren't looking...

 

Speech!

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Guest Jabba The Hunt

yeah i know im a newbain but i stil dont care atleast i have a personality and you all remember me unlike ummm... umm... yeah that guy you know who i mean.

 

I did post a speech in my own thread but that was just me being a newbain ive got time for a longer one now so here goes

 

At the age of 27 im going to retire to my own island and have one rule all attractive women who come there have to go around nude and have sex with me atleast once, anyway im going to invite all you guys to this island to enjoy its pleasures with me. ($10 an hour). However that will be one big party, ill get a big lan and we can all have a great time.

 

Anyway heres my thankyou list in particular Order - hated to even more hated

 

1) Milkshake, thank you for bringing me here, im sure all the others thank you for this biggrin.gif

 

2) Coffeebean, doesnt come here much but hes still a friend

 

3) R9, for giving me advise and help on msn

 

4) Zoom Rabit, very funny man/dolphin

 

5) Everybody - yeah no one can complain about being left of this list im saying thank you to everyone here!!!

 

6) THE MOST HATED OF THEM ALL - Admiral - you gave me the Newbain name, now i have pledged to kill you.

 

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Official Forum Newbian

 

Your more of a newbian than me, now thats saying something!

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

 

[This message has been edited by Jabba The Hunt (edited June 12, 2001).]

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Originally posted by Jabba The Hunt:

5) Everybody - yeah no one can complain about being left of this list im saying thank you to everyone here!!!

 

You're welcome.

 

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"They're violent and dangerous, but they're really nice guys." --Quatre Raberba Winner

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how did i know that you would post next???

 

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Official Forum Newbian

 

Your more of a newbian than me, now thats saying something!

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Amiral? Some kind of drug I think. No wait... that's amyls. As in "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls."

"... The only thing that worried me was the ether."

 

So in answer to your question... I don't know. biggrin.gif

 

[This message has been edited by edlib (edited June 11, 2001).]

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sorry that admiral

 

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Your more of a newbian than me, now thats saying something!

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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yeah, maybe i can turn everyone else against you.

 

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Official Forum Newbian

 

Your more of a newbian than me, now thats saying something!

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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*Jabba picks up extremely large flame thrower and aims it at Admiral, admiral develops a brown stain half way down the back of new uniform, then depresses trigger, the all room lighgts up for a second and Admiral runs around screeming, then suddenly all that is left is a small pile of sh*t*

 

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Official Forum Newbian

 

Your more of a newbian than me, now thats saying something!

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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Edlib: so you're a fan of the great Hunter S. Thompson's work, eh?

 

*(Fixes Edlib with a mad, raving stare.)*

 

They're here, too, you know.

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Zoom:

Yeeeeah! Nuttin' like a bit of of the ol' Hunter S. to get you motivated, (or, at the very least, put a bit of perspective on the nonsense that I have to put up with from my fellow human-beings everyday.)

 

*(Twitches slightly while scanning the skys)*

 

Yeah I know, I've seen 'em!

Bad craziness!

 

(PS- I've been looking for a place to paste that quote for a while now! So much fun!!!)

 

[This message has been edited by edlib (edited June 13, 2001).]

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WHAT A GREAT PARTY!!! (ps. i noticed that no-one congratualated me)

 

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Your more of a newbian than me, now thats saying something!

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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