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Guest Jabba The Hunt
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ok we all know that microsoft are greedy money grabbing b*stards but havnt you noticed that their servers have been really screwed recently, msn messenger is not working, i just downloaded the latest windows update and its put all my icons into 256 colors. What is going wrong with them at the moment, why are they not delivering the normal service that we have been used to. I suggest some form of quick and precise action.

 

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Official Forum Newbian

 

"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

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It is really bad with the new version of Windows that is coming out. You have to register your computer specs to microsoft, so you dont get just a 30 trial. And if you upgrade your computer you would have to do it again.

 

And sometimes it just decides to shut Windows down after 30 days becasue it does not like you. Cant wait for someone to develope a crack for that

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I dont know why you people dont bother reading the reviews before you buy. I heard Win2K sucks months ago and thats why Im keeping my Win98. (Plus its a waste of money.)

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There's TONS of stuff than can make your desktop go to 256 color mode. Many of them have nothing to do with windows. The hardware/software saw the operating system was altered, so it kicks itself down to 256.

Apparently, everyone except me has had trouble with MSN Messenger. Horray for me.

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I dont think anyone put the word 'CHEESE' on a title.

 

 

Let's never put funny words in tiles again. smile.gif

 

[This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited July 07, 2001).]

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Mommy! Mommy! JR32887Z cheated! I'm telling!

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

Official forum Psychic

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Taarkins making fun of me!(and everyone else here for that matter. wink.gif )

 

 

Make him stop!

 

[This message has been edited by JR2000Z (edited July 07, 2001).]

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I'm curious why he capitalized **** in his title, but not most of the words that should have been.

 

<font color=white>Nute, you know better than to pull a stunt like that. you've been here long enough to know the rules and follow them.

 

[This message has been edited by Ikhnaton (edited July 07, 2001).]

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Nute=****ed

An no, none of us would be doing this if Ike hadn't given us the idea the RL05's thread.

 

 

<font color=white>If you recall, I said that skirting the censor is frowned upon. I did not say to try and do it.

 

dont' do it again, please -- Ike</font>

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

Official forum Psychic

 

[This message has been edited by Taarkin (edited July 07, 2001).]

 

[This message has been edited by Ikhnaton (edited July 07, 2001).]

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Hey Nute, tomorow I'm travelling to france and guess what... I'm going to bring my backpack with the Canadian flag sewn on it! just the way you love it. biggrin.gif

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[This message has been edited by Jem (edited July 07, 2001).]

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*Blows up Jem* Oh..not because i am nationalistic..just because i felt like blowing something up

 

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Guest Jabba The Hunt
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sorry about the language, yeah, but what it has done is only take the icons down to 256 nothing else, only the icons and folders!!!

 

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Official Guy trying to get Red Leader 05 to become the Official Forum Newbian.

 

"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

Guest Jabba The Hunt
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yeah but i do and i want help, all of windows is screwed my task bar has now gone out of focus is there anyone here that would be willing to take a look at a screenshot to see if they can help?

 

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Official Guy trying to get Red Leader 05 to become the Official Forum Newbian.

 

"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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That's my favorite solution for everything! I recommend it to everyone! biggrin.gif

 

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As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and

meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

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Anything would confuse him. I bet it strained him to no end to capitalize the 'F' in the title of this thread. He probably had trouble finding the shift and figuing out how to hold it down and hit F at the same time.

Guest Rogue 9
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just to be nice...for dome odd reason,

 

go to the Display Properties, Click on the Effects tab and then check the box that says "show Icons using all possible colors" if I diagnosed it wrong its not my fault you can't describe a color error using text. :-p

Guest Jabba The Hunt
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THANK YOU - AT LAST ITS ALL WORKING AGAIN.

 

one i can touch type so I proably find it easier than most of you to press Shift+F (FFFFFFFFFFFFFF - See?)

 

 

Oh and admiral you should know, if ive got ME edition - THERE IS NO DOS!!!!

 

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Official Guy trying to get Red Leader 05 to become the Official Forum Newbian.

 

"Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate.

"No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!"

"Its heading for his testicles"

"Take it, take the leg!!!"

 

jabbathehunt@hotmail.com

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