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I return again with injuries.

 

1.Shrapnel is stuck somewhere in my arm.

 

2.I have a bad burn.

 

Everyone take notes

 

1.NEVER EVER fill 5-gallon barrels with gunpowder unless you know hat your doing.

 

2.Never attempt to use Artillery Shells as mortars unless you know what you are doing.

 

3.Don't use Bottle Rockets as a substitute for Nulear Missiles unless you know what you are doing.

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I knew what I was doing but...

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Somebody cue Milkshake...

 

*Sigh*

 

He's not around? Oh, very well,... I guess I'll have to do it myself.

 

 

Who are you?

 

(Sorry, but it had to be done biggrin.gif )

 

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As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and

meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?

 

[This message has been edited by edlib (edited July 09, 2001).]

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Guest Dj Skywalka

I once lit a 'firework' equivilent to a quarter stick of dynamite. Yeah I did it indoors and the door was locked but I finally got it opened. But it blew up about 5 inches away from my hand and I had a half-dollar size hole in my leg and my thunb almost detached from the rest of my hand. I also did some damage to the floor. Did I mention it wasn't my house and I got $10,000 for it?

 

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Dj Skweejie

-WORDS OF WISDOM-

Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.

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