Commander 598 Posted July 9, 2001 Author Posted July 9, 2001 I return again with injuries. 1.Shrapnel is stuck somewhere in my arm. 2.I have a bad burn. Everyone take notes 1.NEVER EVER fill 5-gallon barrels with gunpowder unless you know hat your doing. 2.Never attempt to use Artillery Shells as mortars unless you know what you are doing. 3.Don't use Bottle Rockets as a substitute for Nulear Missiles unless you know what you are doing. --------------------------- I knew what I was doing but...
Keyan Farlander Posted July 10, 2001 Posted July 10, 2001 Happy 4th all. I was on vacation, and have now returned. Anyone miss me?
edlib Posted July 10, 2001 Posted July 10, 2001 Somebody cue Milkshake... *Sigh* He's not around? Oh, very well,... I guess I'll have to do it myself. Who are you? (Sorry, but it had to be done ) ------------------ As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you? [This message has been edited by edlib (edited July 09, 2001).]
Rogue Nine Posted July 10, 2001 Posted July 10, 2001 Keyan!!! Where da fwick have you been?!?! Wassap?
Keyan Farlander Posted July 12, 2001 Posted July 12, 2001 Hey R9. I was at the beach in North Carolina last week. Great sun and great surf. I am now rested and ready to...go back to the beach
Admiral Odin Posted July 12, 2001 Posted July 12, 2001 You have family everywhere. ------------------ "Dulce bellum inexpertis." (Sweet is war to those who have never experinced it.) Roman Proverb
Guest Dj Skywalka Posted July 12, 2001 Posted July 12, 2001 I once lit a 'firework' equivilent to a quarter stick of dynamite. Yeah I did it indoors and the door was locked but I finally got it opened. But it blew up about 5 inches away from my hand and I had a half-dollar size hole in my leg and my thunb almost detached from the rest of my hand. I also did some damage to the floor. Did I mention it wasn't my house and I got $10,000 for it? ------------------ Dj Skweejie -WORDS OF WISDOM- Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries.
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