Guest Dj Skywalka Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Yeah well... Everyday well it is the same that bong lying on the table starts to call my name. I take a hit and zone out again I'll be paranoid and laughin till quarter till ten. Take that! ------------------ Dj Skweejie -WORDS OF WISDOM- Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Well I'll relate this little bit It happens more than I'd like to admit Late at night she knocks on my door She's drunk again and looking to score Well I'll admit I should say no But it's kinda hard when she's ready to go I may be dumb But I'm not a dweeb I'm just a sucka with no SELF ESTEEM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 When we younger, There always seemed like some, Some perfect mold That we're supposed to be. But now we're growing up and, I see it's just not that way, Now I feel like someones lied to me, Cause I've been true. Made good for you. And now I feel used. I'm asking you, How does it feel? How does it feel? How does it feel, To be like you? Tell me now elders, What were your reasons for Making it seem Like you were so much more? If you want to feel good Because of our accomplishments, Why the f*ck Don't you just do it yourself? Cause I've tried. Man I've tried. While you all lied. So now just tell me, How does it feel? How does it feel? How does it feel, To be like you? Look at all the families now, Who don't talk and don't trust Because of the way That things have been done. When will you finally learn To leave out the bullsh*t And just be straight with us? Elders - by The Offspring ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dj Skywalka Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Oh yeah Oh yeah Open wide and Swallow the meaning of life Oh yeah Oh yeah But not for me I'll do it on my own Oh yeah Oh yeah Open wide and swallow the meaning of life Can't make it work your way Thanks but no thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Mommy doesn't have her head anymore Keep it underneath my bed on the floor Well thats alright man thats okay She never really used her head anyway Daddy called me a silly boy Bet he won't say that anymore Cause the way his bodys severed in two His vocal cords are gonna be hard to use BEHEADED Watch you spurt like a garden hose BEHEADED Bloody mess all over my clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Look at me while I look at you, Seeing eye to eye is something we can never do. You try to tell me what is right, I may not know a lot but I know one thing, If you've got the answer, Then I don't want to know. If you've got the answer, Just keep it your own. I wonder why our world is ablaze, Sometimes I speak aloud to hear what people have to say. I try to have an open mind, But your brain and mouth must not be connected. If you've got the answer, Then I don't want to know. If you've got the answer, Just leave me alone. I would be patient but it takes so long. I don't want all this misinformation, All the words that you say. Lean on me while I lean on you. If we destroy each other, We might save a life or two. A little sun, a little shine, Separates us both by forever and a day. If you've got the answer, Then I don't want to know. If you've got the answer, Just keep it your own. If you've got a vision, Then I don't want to see. If you've got a notion, Don't waste it on me. Forever And A Day by - The Offspring ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Ignition They call it an obsession I think it kinda *****en I think its kinda neeeeeeeeeeeet Yeah I'm a pryo Yeah I wanna burn it up Yeah I'm a pyro I wanna burn it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the disclaimer! That's right, the disclaimer! This American apple pie institution, Known as parental discretion, Will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm From the lyrics that might actually make you think! And will also insult your intelligence at the same time! So protect your family! This album contains explicit depictions Of things which are real! These real things are commonly known as life! So, if it sounds sarcastic, don't take it seriously! If it sounds dangerous, Do not try this at home or at all! And if it offends you, just don't listen to it. Disclaimer by - The Offspring ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Let's make hand grenades, From common things around the house! Let's make hand grenades, Listen up, we'll show you how! Ok now take an old beer bottle. Fill it up with gasoline. Some paint thinner for good measure, And a sprinkle of maganese. Now stuff a sock into the top, With a zippo you'll be king! Lets make hand grenades, It's hours of fun in a little jar! Let's make hand grenades, Try one out on your neighbors car! Hand Grendades by - The Offspring ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Jennifer lost the war today The fires burned and raged And through it all she must have wondered What have I done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 You guys should try heavy metal. Kiss my a$$! Ha ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Three in the morning and I gotta be someplace, I don't remember where. Friends try to make me stay, or call me a cab home, I grab my keys and a beer. Cops they took my licence away, Got my car out of impound today, I've been drunk since last saturday, Better stay out of my way! I drink and drive! Feel so alive! Never take that dive! Feel so alive! Doing 95! I drink and drive! Feel so alive! I drink and drive! Early in the morning and the freeway's deserted, Like its all mine. I'm trying to set a new drunken speed record, But I can't drive a straight line. Flashing lights, split the night, I'm tossing bottles as I swerve to the right. Now I've slammed my face into the back of a big rig, At least you'll never get me, you f*cking pigs! Designate someone other than me, I'm so drunk I can hardly see. Another shot of jager and I turn the key, I got so many places to be. I drink and drive! Feel so alive! Never take that dive! Feel so alive! Doing 95! I drink and drive! Feel so alive! I drink and drive! When I'm on a binge, my friends all cringe, They won't drive at night. Cause way down on the freeway it's such a fright, But I think I drive alright! D.U.I. by - The Offspring ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 This techincally isn't an Offspring song, but they sing it, so it's good. Twenty twenty twenty four hours agooo I wanna be sedated Nothin to do no place to goooo I wanna be sedated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 I saw a little kid As he walked around. He picked a candy bar up Off the ground. He chowed about a half Then his face turned blue. Turned out that candy bar was Doggy-doo. Don't pick it up I say, Unless you can throw it away. Don't pick it up I say, You're gonna be bummed that you went that way! You're out there makin' bacon, No scrutiny. You mess around too much And you got VD. You know you never think And you're sore today. You're gonna take it back to California. Don't pick it up I say, Unless you can throw it away. Don't pick it up I say, You're gonna be bummed that you went that way! My friend was kinda hurtin' For a girl to try. He saw one that looked like Pat On Saturday Night Live. It had a pair of thingies But a mustache too. Not clearly male nor female So now what to do? Don't pick it up I say, Unless you can throw it away. Don't pick it up I say, You're gonna be bummed that you went that way! Don't Pick It Up by - The Offspring ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Sedated was originally by The Ramones, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sceltor Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 And that's it for the night for me. *Hears everybody groan with disappointment* Night all, and don't forget to buy all the Offspring CD's! (Americana is NOT their first one!!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 I can't believe I did all those from memory!!! *dies* ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taarkin Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mier Wiener! That is what I'd truly love to be! For if I were an Oscar Mier Wiener, Everyone would be in love with me! ------------------ Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners! Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology! Official forum Psychic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Originally posted by Darth Sceltor: Night all, and don't forget to buy all the Offspring CD's! (Americana is NOT their first one!!) In order of release, with record label and year of release: The Offspring - Nemesis (1989), Nitro (1995) Ignition - Epitaph (1992) Smash - Epitaph (1994) Ixnay On The Hombre - Columbia (1997) Americana - Columbia (1998) Conspiracy Of One - Columbia (2000) ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Hi, welcome, ive started to get a bit fed up with my job so im going to train you as a replacement, believe me you really really really will enjoy it, and it will give you endless amounts of joy etc, let me demostrate (please refere to the post on the boards intilted - "This is how to do it" ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Shut up, Jabba! ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jabba The Hunt Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 look at the good treatment you get by taking my place as the offical forum newbian. ------------------ Official Forum Newbian "Its Going down his leg i think we are going to have to amputate. "No, dont take the leg, dont let them take the leg, they cant take the leg!!!" "Its heading for his testicles" "Take it, take the leg!!!" jabbathehunt@hotmail.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edlib Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 Hey RL05: Aren't you sorry you asked now? ------------------ As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitro Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 *pronounces RL05 as Arlo-Five, then squints, and sees RLOS* Arlos!!! (like Carlos without the "C") From now on you're name is Arlos! ------------------ We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble. -Dr. Peter Venkman, Ghostbusters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cmdr. Cracken Posted July 7, 2001 Share Posted July 7, 2001 *THREADS HIJACK IN PROGRESS* so, if a train leave minneapolis at 70 miles an hour at 5 PM, and a nother train leaves st. Paul at 60 miles an hour, and is headed for the other train that left minniapolis, when will they meet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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