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*walks up behind him and empties a clip(50 Rounds) from a 9mmAR(Automatic rifle)*

 

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Official Forum Nuclear Terrorist & God of Insanity

 

"I don't give a damn long as I get to kill me something."

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Oh...take! I thought you said 'waste.'

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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*(Changes his mass at the subatomic level to release energy and cause him to burst spontaneously into flames.)*

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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*(Uses quantum physics, voodoo rituals and Tibetan chanting to convince SWFH that he is nothing more than an illusion to begin with.)*

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*enters*

 

This is taking too long.

 

*comes up behind SWFH, places a hand on either side of SWFH's head, and twists*

 

<FONT COLOR = "red">*crack*</FONT>

 

*sigh*

Bloody amateurs.

 

*steps over SWFH's corpse & exits*

 

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It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough . . . switch to artillery.

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*Warns everyone, drops pants, squats over SWFH's corpse, and proves that stroganoff goes through Taarkin like a lazer beam*

 

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Was I supposed to eat the heads too? 'Cause I took nooo prisioners!

 

Once again, evil is defeated through the use of decorative agricultural technology!

 

Official forum Psychic

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Why, certainly. Pull my finger.

 

*Fart*

 

Ah-hah-ha-ha-hah--! biggrin.gif

Guest Zoom Rabbit
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Terrance and Phillip.

 

Anyone catch the 'mechanic sketch' on South Park?

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Deacutus...

 

*Deacutus sneaks up behind SWFHMK2 and assimilates him, attaches an anti-matter bomb and teleports him to a parralel dimension where time does not exist for more than 3 seconds, seals the door, and laughs.*

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*(Freezes time itself by trying to stuff a dollar bill into a parking meter.)*

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