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I don't think Fred a father in the since that he knows he has kids. Maybe he's a baby's daddy, I dunno.

 

Fred-Hey, I'm realted to royalty. Wanna do it?

 

 

I use that line all the time. So far, I've been put in the hospital 5 times and I also have to wear a steel lined cup for my own protection. But I think it's worth it.

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I'm related to some olde world British royality or somthing.

 

But still, another question. Edgar's face, how's it blemish free? I mean, wouldn't paint fumes give you acne or somthing? But his face is perfectly clear....and surprisingly, so is everyone else's(Except possibly bobby's. I haven't checked.)

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I'm related to some olde world British royality or somthing.

 

But still, another question. Edgar's face, how's it blemish free? I mean, wouldn't paint fumes give you acne or somthing? But his face is perfectly clear....and surprisingly, so is everyone else's(Except possibly bobby's. I haven't checked.)

 

Wtf? Seriously, that's just messed up. Edgar doesn't have acne because our good friend Tim was thinking about more important things than giving the characters blemishes.

 

If I was ever on a production team and someone said "I think the character that's hovering over the paint fumes needs some zits," I'd be like, "Okay, that's it, I quit."

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I'm related to some olde world British royality or somthing.

 

But still, another question. Edgar's face, how's it blemish free? I mean, wouldn't paint fumes give you acne or somthing? But his face is perfectly clear....and surprisingly, so is everyone else's(Except possibly bobby's. I haven't checked.)

 

 

You're freakin' royalty!! That's crazy cool. You should get some servants and a crown. and maybe one of those bullet-proof bubbles like the pope.

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@ Darth, I just realized what your avatar read. I laughed, you just cant buy that type of funny.

 

Dogan rox. HARD. I have crackpot thoeries about his role in the improbable sequel concerning him. Boyd-like thoeries, therefore a tangled web of international drama, deceit and betrayel. Actually no, but his character was the one camper who had alot of emphasis put on him.

 

Okay, here is something else for your greymatter to mull over: Raz chased after Lina who had Lili in her mouth seconds after she captured her. He took that submarine-thingy who's name I sadly forgot and descended into the lake. After reaching that bell and ringing it, an act wich took a few seconds if you count reaching the bell. Linda then begins to do her 'kill you like I was ordered' thang'. So does that mean she was able to take Lili across the lake within mere seconds?

 

And finally, if you try to burn Fred's teddy-bear, he tells you it's pointless, the asylum was fire-proofed long ago since most of its inmates were firestarter. How did the asylum burn at the end then? Even with the gas-leak, it was still fireproofed...

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@ Darth, I just realized what your avatar read. I laughed, you just cant buy that type of funny.

 

And finally, if you try to burn Fred's teddy-bear, he tells you it's pointless, the asylum was fire-proofed long ago since most of its inmates were firestarter. How did the asylum burn at the end then? Even with the gas-leak, it was still fireproofed...

Yeah, Vernon is da man.

 

And you've totally got a point. Although the asylum kinda more exploded than burned down. Remember the sneezing powder and loboto's lab blowing up, sending chunks of rubble all over. But still, the fire thing makes no sence. I do think Fred may have meant the objects and such, not the building. Who'd want to set a wall on fire?

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And you've totally got a point. Although the asylum kinda more exploded than burned down. Remember the sneezing powder and loboto's lab blowing up, sending chunks of rubble all over. But still, the fire thing makes no sence. I do think Fred may have meant the objects and such, not the building. Who'd want to set a wall on fire?

 

Remember, you're dealing with crazy people.

 

I do think it had to do with the combination of gas, paints, and sneezing powder to create an explosion, not fire.

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The sneezing powder, I'm pretty sure it was just pepper, not some weird compound created in a lab. Just plain pepper you can buy at the 99 cents store. And then, if the firestarters couldn't set teddies on fire, I'm sure they'd have no qualms about burning a wall down into ashes and cinder. Perhaps its just a plot hole? Now I'm hung up on the Linda Q... that might just be a plot-hole too, but its our duties as fans to basically disect the game to shreds.

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You're freakin' royalty!! That's crazy cool. You should get some servants and a crown. and maybe one of those bullet-proof bubbles like the pope.

if I had a popemobile.... Dude, that'd make a great story.

 

'Avery and the Popemobile!' by Avery!

 

Also...Sasha, Give your theroies on the glasses.

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Also...Sasha, Give your theroies on the glasses.

 

Sasha's glasses deserve their own thread.

 

Here's what I think. I think Sasha is actually black, like Michael Jackson, which explains his glasses and why he has dark hair but pale skin.

 

Sasha doing "Thriller" dance. Priceless. XD

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Also...Sasha, Give your theroies on the glasses.

 

Lessee... Monotone. Wears glasses. Hangs out with Censors a lot. Concerning his failed command to MegaCensor, he must have some degree of control over Censors.

 

My crack!theory? He spent so much time studying Censors he started to turn into one. Like... a Werecensor thing. (Hahaha, Sasha's the Psychonauts version of Remus Lupin. He even has the relative surname to what he turns into! XDDDD)

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W00t, sigged!

 

Here's another theory about the glasses. Maybe Sasha DOESN'T HAVE ANY EYEBALLS.

 

It sounds stupid, but just listen: at the end of Oedipus when he found out Jocasta was his mom he STABBED OUT HIS EYES. Isn't that an AWESOME coincidence? Think about it! Maybe Sasha stabbed his eyes out and there's NUTHIN' AT ALL BEHIND THOSE GLASSES!!

 

That's my new personal conspiracy theory. I know the developers probably weren't thinking that but it's still awesome.

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My crack!theory? He spent so much time studying Censors he started to turn into one. Like... a Werecensor thing.

 

Actually I always found it really odd how strikingly similiar the censors and Sasha looked. I believe it's suppoused to reflect his personality on the outside, and yet hisd memories let us see him actually expressing human emotion.

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