pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Suddenly Pyro noticed something. "We need a role-play draw out! Something to make this cooler and longer!" She yelled, setting Jimmy on fire. "Like what?" Phil, who had suddenly came from the BS universe, asked. "OMG THAT IS NOT THE REAL ANTI-TIM!!!" Mashi screamed. "Like that!" Pyro cheered. "And now we continue with the story," She concluded, setting Jimmy on fire again, because he had returned to normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Smon saw the Weinermobile and noticed the big glowing red light on the front. "HIT THE LIGHT! The rest of it is indestructible! I know this because I played Contra and Megaman!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Okay!" Pyro yelled, shooting the light. It snarled at her, before it curled up and died. "Hooray!" She cheered, before poking Smon. "You're cool," She mumbled, before setting Jimmy on fire YET AGAIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Yes, I am that's why I won the Fonzie for "Coolest Nerd" in 2003." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Lena gonked. That is a word, apparantly. "What about that plan we had sending the Wienermobile to the Phantom Zone? Huh? HUH? HUH?!" "SHUT UP LENA," Mashi replied. "At least the Wienermobile is gone. NOW WE MUST GO FIND ANTI-TIM'S EVIL HEADQUARTERS." [This should be long and full of awesome!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Nice," Pyro mumbled, shooting Jimmy in the head. "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!!" She screamed, setting him on fire to finish him off. He immediately came back to life. "Darn, I forgot pyro can't directly kill ordinary people," She laughed. "I'll just have to find another way..." She hummed, poking Jimmy. "So, anyway, what should we do now?" Suddenly, pyro's bag vibrated. "Oh my god! Raz just texted me! He's in trouble! The REAL anti-Tim is attacking him and Sasha and Lili and most of the Psychonauts!!!" Pyro cried. "Why do even HAVE a phone to communicate with fictional characters?" Mashi asked. "No time to explain, we have to hurry," Pyro mumbled. She pulled her top away, revealing a spiderman outfit. "I'm spiderman," She mumbled. Mashi gave her an odd look. "How are you..." "Just joking, I'm only Pyro," Pyro chuckled, magically changing back into her old outfit. "Let's go save the world or something," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mashi An'krekku Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Mashi started crying for no reason. "Why is she more insane than MEEEEEEE?" Lena...didn't bother to comfort her at all. She's a demon. Comfort isn't her shtick. She flew somewhere...probably to Denny's. "Hey, let's go to Denny's," someone said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "So does that mean I can kill this bitch?" Jimmy paused momentarily from kicking the fake Anti Tim's ribs. *starts readying some plasma grenades* "And I'm not an ordinary person." He backhanded Pyro. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "NO!!!" Pyro screamed. "I gotta go save the entire Psychonauts universe!" She screamed, pulling a jet pack out and shooting off on it. "Wow... That was random," The still-alive Jimmy sighed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Huh... jetpack..." Smon starting yelling at the sky where Pyro was last seen. "You know I carry a portal there at all times right!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Nope," Pyro mumbled, jetting back. "Why'd you come back?" Jimmy asked. "Because," Pyro mumbled, landing next to Smon. "I need a little thing called HELP to defeat Anti-Tim," She finished, before quickly dyeing her hair again, this time into pink and red stripes. ((500TH POST OH BOY I FEEL LOVED AND STUFF!!! THANK YOU FOR BEING SO NICE EVERYONE HUGS AND KISSES XOX PYRO HOORAY!!! )) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 (cool, 500.) "So, how exactly are we supposed to help you, my jet-packing friend?" St. Jimmy asked exasperatedly. "Quiet while I dye my hair." (there was brown in there somewhere now.) "Actually, Jet-packs are pretty fun Smon." Jimmy realised aloud as he was touching-down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Yeah... jet packs are cool and all..." Smon said gently hovering into the sky. "But kinda useless when you cna actually fly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Hah! Yeah, BEHOLD THE WINGS!!!" Jimmy said lamely and showed everyone his awesome wingspan. "Cool eh? I don't really use them for flying though, It's very tiring." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Want a cookie?" Pyro asked for no reason whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "Hah! Yeah, BEHOLD THE WINGS!!!" Jimmy said lamely and showed everyone his awesome wingspan. "Cool eh? I don't really use them for flying though, It's very tiring." "See, I can just levitate. For I am... *rips off clothes only to reveal identical set of clothing underneath* VOCABULOR!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Pyro magically shot up into the air. WITHOUT her jetpack. "Wow... I think I just passed my LEVITATION MERIT BADGE TEST!!!" She shouted. Suddenly, everything went dark and an instrumental came on. A podium was raised from the ground, and Pyro went into the official Psychonauts pose. A sheet came up, and a signature was scrawled across it. A badge came flying through the air, and lodged itself on Pyro's backpack. She smiled, before flying again. Everything went back to normal. "Wow, that was... Kinda cool," Pyro mumbled, flying again. "I guess I don't need THIS!" She cried, heaving the bjetpack off elsewhere. "Now where were we?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "You were about to give me twenty bucks." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "No I wasn't!" Pyro shouted. A bemused smile came over her face. "We were gonna go fight Anti-Tim!" She yelled, lowering down to the ground and poking Smon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 "You're lucky you haven't pushed my self-destruct button yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pyrohappygirl Posted August 4, 2006 Share Posted August 4, 2006 Pyro stopped poking Smon. "Okay, I won't poke you then," Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 ~I'm BACK! You can either cheer or scream 'noooooooooooooooo!!!!!'. I expect the latter. *Sniffles* I missed out on so much! I regret going now...not like I had a choice...~ Mayhem 'ha-hummed', pulling out her laptop, "The Weinermobile is dead, and what a show that was...too bad I didn't bring popcorn. You'd be amazed at the wonderful views one gets from the top of a warehouse roof...Anyway, we should report back to DF now. Or at least find one of those programs that can decript sites that are deep-web so we can teleport ourselves to the Psychonauts universe." Pyro nodded, "Being random is still more fun, but the Psychonauts world has to be even zanier than this." St Jimmy didn't look at all thrilled, "...My feathers will burn even more there for sure..." Mayhem then realized, "Wait, how can we tell what universe a site is from?" Smon did that whole mysterious chuckle, "Hehe, easy. All we have to do is look up the official Whispering Rock website. What self-respectin camp doesn't have a website?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St. Jimmy Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 "Camp Wannaweep!" Jimmy said in reply to Smon. "But then again it's not really very self-respecting.. Pizza would be great right now. !!PIZZA!!" He shouted, and pulled some pizza out of the fabric of coolness. "Damn! this is good." he chewed. However he got depressed quickly 'cause he just realised he hadn't contributed to the story at all... "Damn." He mumbled andd sat down on the ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss_Mayhem Posted August 5, 2006 Author Share Posted August 5, 2006 Mayhem patted Jimmy's back, "that's okay, it's better than almost dying out in the wild." "What?" "Ugh, whatever" When can we teleport to the Pnauts world!?" Someone screamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smon Posted August 5, 2006 Share Posted August 5, 2006 Smon removed his fedora and it became a big swirly vortex of DOOM... and Psychonauts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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