Rufio Posted March 14, 2001 Share Posted March 14, 2001 Ok im totally bored off my a55 so im starting a contest, who ever can come up with the most irrevernt (but coherent) statment, will win a prize (to be determined by me, it should be good enought to warrant participation) please submit all enrties HERE and make sure that u only post one entry per day. ill judge the jibberish based upon pure caddywompusness (spelling is dumb! ha) and originality. anything goes, so get to it you crazy fools! ------------------ Stop pretending that you don't want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted March 14, 2001 Share Posted March 14, 2001 juice of the Arctic Banana Chickens ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted March 14, 2001 Share Posted March 14, 2001 Don't you hate it when the artic weather freezes up the penguins beak so it's extreamly difficult to shove a HB pencil through the squishy part of it's beak and you can hardly see the dilalated pupils from the tracking drugs?? ------------------ FrenchyD http://www.geocities.com/liquid_water4/ Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MegaMonkey Posted March 14, 2001 Share Posted March 14, 2001 I know you would like to lick my hairy a55 whatever you say and you'd want to do it when I've just baked some brownies. If that ain't irreverant, then nothing is ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted March 14, 2001 Share Posted March 14, 2001 I am too non-relevant to not be the opposite of non-irrelevant. I am sure the quote of the week will show up in this forum and Ì àµ sùrê taht icht want bic thii Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted March 14, 2001 Share Posted March 14, 2001 Banananananananananananananananananananananananananananana's everywhere! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!! Right next to the purple moose-cats! Durnit! ------------------ Feral Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted March 14, 2001 Share Posted March 14, 2001 Jag vet inte riktigt vad irreverant betyder men det verkar vara nåt rätt meningslöst så att skriva på svenska är väl ganska värdelöst när det är kanske högst tre-fyra stycken som fattar ett dugg av vad jag skriver. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunaMurray1587246291 Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 No thankyou My ample sufficiency is fully Snostified and may the pink lama be with you! ------------------ <embed width="384" height="128" src="http://www.murraysweb.net/flash/tmurray.swf"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracio T. Marley Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 homer god of tv changes your chanel with out him touching the remote and that makes raisens, bananas, georges, kids, and narfers all very happy. so if you change the chanel thank bob for helping make remotes for your couch-bed im crazy welcome to my world of unimportant sayings and questions this posts question is if you were a bird how long would you jot notes?¿? ------------------ [This message has been edited by Heracio T. Marley (edited March 14, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 What I've never wanted to know is if exercise is supposed to be good for you, then why do my feet smell like toffee coated water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunaMurray1587246291 Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 beep beep beep beep my car goes beep beep beep beep beep beep beep my car goes beep beep beep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 Why do sailors always seem to feck lady boys on a friday night while waiting for the boat to come in? Is it because the flangawangas are from Planet Threepwood? Or is it because star trek is set in space? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingzjester Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 I believe in this--and it's been prooven by research, that he who f*cks nuns will later join the church. ------------------ -Yorick the King's Jester Backfire Killed the Sly - The Adventure Game [This message has been edited by murta (edited March 15, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 supercalafragalisticexpieladocuis the sound of it is quite catchy really, and has the most relevence out of any word in the english language ------------------ Victory? Victory, you say? Not victory. A defeat, it was, Master Obi-Wan. Begun, the Clone War has. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_xxxxx Posted March 15, 2001 Share Posted March 15, 2001 "My life is darkblue, some green, 2 hotdogs, a bunch of batteries, 5 feet, 3 kilo's, lots and lots of explosives and a little teddybear. And you're saying I've got no life?" Evert van aart - 1986-2001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ZeroXcape Posted March 17, 2001 Share Posted March 17, 2001 d ------------------ ZeroXcape EMI.com Webmaster zeroxcape@escapemi.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted March 17, 2001 Share Posted March 17, 2001 Originally posted by storken: Jag vet inte riktigt vad irreverant betyder men det verkar vara nåt rätt meningslöst så att skriva på svenska är väl ganska värdelöst när det är kanske högst tre-fyra stycken som fattar ett dugg av vad jag skriver. Som meg, Grannen og Rapp Scallion. Og kanskje Bonemaster og MegaMonkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storken Posted March 17, 2001 Share Posted March 17, 2001 Where does Rapp comes from..... ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted March 17, 2001 Share Posted March 17, 2001 Norway. Doesn`t he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted March 17, 2001 Author Share Posted March 17, 2001 i think i need to re-emphasize the COHERENT part of my instrustion and no more forign languages. after some more entries ill pick a winner, but sad to say most of these are disappointing ------------------ STILL the resident punk rocker! Stop pretending that you don't want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TunaMurray1587246291 Posted March 17, 2001 Share Posted March 17, 2001 you don’t like my car beep beep one ok, We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine yellow submarine We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine yellow submarine Untill the Nazies find us shoot torpedoes wile their ships depth charge us! Splashes, Splashes! Oh no we were hit the hull is collapsing. The sub has been torn apart and we sing... We all lived in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine yellow submarine We all lived in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine yellow submarine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted March 17, 2001 Share Posted March 17, 2001 *I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. *To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. *He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun." *If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. *When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. ------------------ FrenchyD http://www.geocities.com/liquid_water4/ Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 Originally posted by Frenchyd: *I bet when the neanderthal kids would make a snowman, someone would always end up saying, "Don't forget the thick, heavy brows." Then they would all get embarrassed because they remembered they had the big hunky brows too, and they'd get mad and eat the snowman. *To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. *He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun." *If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you. *When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil. Jack Handey is the greatest! ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted March 18, 2001 Share Posted March 18, 2001 She lurves you yeah, yeah, NO SHE DOESN'T BECAUSE SHE IS A CAMEL, THEY AREN'T CAPABLE OF LOVE, JUST SPITTING. I like to shoot guns with a pigeon and then eat things that are too big to eat. pOoOP iS NiCE, no it is ------------------ <EMBED src="http://www.escapemi.com/murta/sig.swf" quality=high bgcolor=#0D0E34 WIDTH=350 HEIGHT=150 TYPE="application/x-shockwave-flash" PLUGINSPAGE="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></EMBED> http://www.escapemi.com murta@escapemi.com [This message has been edited by murta (edited March 18, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted March 18, 2001 Author Share Posted March 18, 2001 now i gotta emphasize the ORIGINAL part, no more plagarism, sheesh, peoples minds today are not their own, damn TV! ------------------ STILL the resident punk rocker! Stop pretending that you don't want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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