Natty Posted April 2, 2001 Share Posted April 2, 2001 Check this out...it is interesting. This test is very exciting. It only has four (4) questions, and you'll be surprised about the results! Please do not scroll your screens to know the results before starting. "The human mind is like an umbrella: it works better when it opens." It is fun to answer the questions, but please follow the instructions. Caution! Answer the questions step by step. This test has only four questions, but if you see the answers before finishing, your results will not be honest or accurate. Scroll your screen slowly and write down your answers. This is a serious questionnaire that will tell you a lot about your inner self. First, order the following animals according to your preference: a) Cow b) Tiger c) Sheep d) Horse e) Pig Second, write a word that describes each of the following: a) Dog b) Cat c) Rat d) Coffee e) Ocean Third, think about someone (who also knows you and is important to you,) that can be related to the following colors (do not repeat your answers.) Name only one person per color: a) Yellow b) Orange c) Red d) White e) Green Finally, write down your favorite number, as well as your favorite weekday. Did you finish? Verify that all your answers are accurate. Last chance to verify... Now, look at the answers below This will define your priorities in life: Cow: means career Tiger: means pride Sheep: means love Horse: means family Pig: means money Your description of Dog implies your own personality. Your description of Cat implies your spouse or couple's personality. Your description of Rat implies the personality of your enemies. Your description of Coffee is how you interpret sex. Your description of Ocean implies your own life. Yellow: Someone you will never forget. Orange: Someone you could consider a good friend. Red: Someone you really love. White: Your twin soul. Green: Someone you will remember all your life. ------------------ Natty- No Longer The Cute Lil Smurfy, Now Known As The Austrlian Bytchy Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted April 2, 2001 Share Posted April 2, 2001 u stole that out of one of those girl magazines!!! i heard some girls doing that exact quiz a week or so ago!! hmmm coffe: strong buzz: implies what about sex??? ------------------ STILL the resident punk rocker! now with a new and improved secret formula. Stop pretending that you don't want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 2, 2001 Author Share Posted April 2, 2001 I got it in an email so god only knows where it came from- well my sex life caffine free so don't ask me what the hell that is supposed to mean but it pretty sums it up for me, I'm family oriented (q1) I'm loyal, my relationship is cunning and my life is wide and vast (it is :confused ------------------ Even Widdle Devils Like Me Can Be Cute Sometimes [This message has been edited by Natty (edited April 02, 2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted April 2, 2001 Share Posted April 2, 2001 I am completely devoid of personality. ------------------ Politically Correct terms definition--Old: Psychopath; New: Socially Misaligned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tull Posted April 2, 2001 Share Posted April 2, 2001 I know some people who work for these kinds of magazines. Those surveys tend to be arbitrarily made up. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Feral Chicken Posted April 2, 2001 Share Posted April 2, 2001 OK, apparently I'm 'Nasty', sex is 'Addictive', and I love Michael Owen... What about the Number and Weekday? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest murta Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 Pride was first and family last Sex keeps me awake and my personality is wet Sounds about right to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiScO StU Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 sex is tasty??? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 I took something very similar to this before... Didn't do this earlier, as I hate having to write things down while on the web. You know, stuff like this could easily be programmed onto the web, so we don't have to write them down... I think emode has a bunch of similar surveys and tests, for those of you interested in this stuff My results (according to this test).... Priorities: Love Family Career Pride Money [/list=a] Personality:Self--Loyal Spouse/Partner--Elegant Enemy--Filthy Sex--Strong Life--Clear Yellow: Someone you will never forget. Green: Someone you will remember all your life. Um... doesn't that mean that Yellow and Green are the same? If you will never forget someone, it means you'll remember this person all your life, right? ------------------ Any job worth doing is worth complaining about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 BTW, I think whoever wrote the quiz probably wanted us to answer for coffee: "Keep me up at night"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 3, 2001 Author Share Posted April 3, 2001 well I got the quiz in an email and I thought it would be funny to see everyone elses answers, my brothers sexual relationship is "hot" hahahaha, it's all in fun but I tend not to take them seriously, although it does sound a lot like me ------------------ Even Devils Like Me Can Be Cute Sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingzjester Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 It's so bad when people follow these things... I advise you all (in the fashion of those punk culture thingies) to go now to http://www.gutenberg.net/ and download Predictions for the Year 1708 by Jonathan Swift. Swift does a great job bashing horoscopes and psychics. It is fun as it is general-culture. Humor me. ------------------ -Yorick the King's Jester Backfire Killed the Sly - The Adventure Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brighteyesmonkey Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 Ok well for coffee i wrote granules. So um any suggestions about my sex life? Yeah thats a point. What happens with the number and weekday? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagnusB Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 My spouse is "fluffy"?? My enemy is "squeeky"??? ------------------ MAGNUS_DA_PRO_BOARDER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helly Posted April 3, 2001 Share Posted April 3, 2001 sex is disgusting and my enemies are cute. hmmm...i think that's slightly wrong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingzjester Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 It's so fun to be ignored by the populus... ------------------ -Yorick the King's Jester Backfire Killed the Sly - The Adventure Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtBlanc Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Hey, Kingzjester, I couldn't find it! I'm sure I'd love to read it though, could you give me a little more help as to finding it? ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 Originally posted by helly: sex is disgusting[....] hmmm...i think that's slightly wrong! I think the survey's telling you that you're secretly a prude! ------------------ Open mouth. Insert foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brief Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 It's so fun to be ignored by the populus... Huh? Who said that? *looks around* Hmm... ------------------ An optimist laughs to forget; a pessimist forgets to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingzjester Posted April 4, 2001 Share Posted April 4, 2001 It's called the "Bickerstaff-Partridge Letters", sorry. One of the letters by this Bickerstaff (Swift's pseudonym) is "The Predictions for 1708" All of Swift's works are equaly great. I propose "The Modest Proposal" to all as well... ------------------ -Yorick the King's Jester Backfire Killed the Sly - The Adventure Game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MtBlanc Posted April 5, 2001 Share Posted April 5, 2001 Oh, thanks a lot, you've cleared up some confusion. I'll go read it now. ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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