FordPrefect42 Posted April 9, 2001 Posted April 9, 2001 Ok I'll start off with a fairly decent joke. Q. Whats green fuzzy has four legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? > > > > > > > > > A. a pool table ------------------ Everythings cool and froody!!
Rufio Posted April 27, 2001 Posted April 27, 2001 how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Two, but i dont know how they got in there. ------------------ STILL the resident punk rocker! now with a new and improved secret formula. Stop pretending that you don't want me.
Frenchyd Posted April 27, 2001 Posted April 27, 2001 what is big yellow and can't swim??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A school bus. HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site?
NiKo Posted April 27, 2001 Posted April 27, 2001 who is the most handsome smart and sexy person in the world? - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -THOMAS FELLAS
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted April 28, 2001 Posted April 28, 2001 Why did the chiken cross the roas? To get to the other side ------------------ Please Sign my Guestbook 1+1=4 Some how I'm getting an A in math
Taliesin Posted April 28, 2001 Posted April 28, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: who is the most handsome smart and sexy person in the world? -THOMAS FELLAS LOL ..Good call.... ------------------ You are The Weakest Link. Goodbye
Natty Posted April 28, 2001 Posted April 28, 2001 NiKo? I need a bucket LMAO JK- I bet he thinks he's dead sexy when it comes to the females, me? I'd rather be a lesbian than be caught dead seen dating someone like Thomas. I wonder if that really was his pic? Or he posted it to annoy someone he doesn't like? Anyways, heres my joke Mary: "My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having two woman at once." Jill: "Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?" Mary: "I said, 'If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want to pis* off two?'" ------------------
Heracio T. Marley Posted April 29, 2001 Posted April 29, 2001 Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt cause there was no road. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ AHHHHHHH I grew 2 more heads am I going crazy? please dont answer that. Why'd you tell me that now I need another coconut visit my website at http://www.heraciossite.homestead.com/
Frenchyd Posted April 29, 2001 Posted April 29, 2001 why did the kid fall off his bike . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because i threw a fridge at him ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site?
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 how did the ****a man deliver the ****a to the high school - - - - - - - - He used a ladder! ------------------ Please Sign my Guestbook 1+1=4 Some how I'm getting an A in math
Rufio Posted May 1, 2001 Posted May 1, 2001 person1: ask me if im a truck person2: are you a truck? person1: no
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