FordPrefect42 Posted April 9, 2001 Share Posted April 9, 2001 Ok I'll start off with a fairly decent joke. Q. Whats green fuzzy has four legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? > > > > > > > > > A. a pool table ------------------ Everythings cool and froody!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 how many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Two, but i dont know how they got in there. ------------------ STILL the resident punk rocker! now with a new and improved secret formula. Stop pretending that you don't want me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 what is big yellow and can't swim??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A school bus. HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NiKo Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 who is the most handsome smart and sexy person in the world? - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -THOMAS FELLAS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 Why did the chiken cross the roas? To get to the other side ------------------ Please Sign my Guestbook 1+1=4 Some how I'm getting an A in math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taliesin Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 Originally posted by NiKo: who is the most handsome smart and sexy person in the world? -THOMAS FELLAS LOL ..Good call.... ------------------ You are The Weakest Link. Goodbye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Natty Posted April 28, 2001 Share Posted April 28, 2001 NiKo? I need a bucket LMAO JK- I bet he thinks he's dead sexy when it comes to the females, me? I'd rather be a lesbian than be caught dead seen dating someone like Thomas. I wonder if that really was his pic? Or he posted it to annoy someone he doesn't like? Anyways, heres my joke Mary: "My last boyfriend said he fantasized about having two woman at once." Jill: "Yeah, most men do. What did you tell him?" Mary: "I said, 'If you can't satisfy one woman, why would you want to pis* off two?'" ------------------ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heracio T. Marley Posted April 29, 2001 Share Posted April 29, 2001 Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt cause there was no road. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ------------------ AHHHHHHH I grew 2 more heads am I going crazy? please dont answer that. Why'd you tell me that now I need another coconut visit my website at http://www.heraciossite.homestead.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchyd Posted April 29, 2001 Share Posted April 29, 2001 why did the kid fall off his bike . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . because i threw a fridge at him ------------------ FrenchyD Visit my site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AFish01 Posted April 29, 2001 Share Posted April 29, 2001 Whats brown and sticky? A stick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dr._Threepwood Posted May 1, 2001 Share Posted May 1, 2001 how did the ****a man deliver the ****a to the high school - - - - - - - - He used a ladder! ------------------ Please Sign my Guestbook 1+1=4 Some how I'm getting an A in math Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rufio Posted May 1, 2001 Share Posted May 1, 2001 person1: ask me if im a truck person2: are you a truck? person1: no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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